Thongs Poems - Poems about Thongs

What is it about a thong That men break out in song Is it the sight you see Exposed butt cheeks Making weak of the strong And for my dear lady Wearing it is crazy It’s like floss for your tail Makes you chap and yell But he likes it so no shading...

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how do you like my thongs? the corpulent cow asked me. I heard my children behind her chuckle with a loud tee-hee-hee. They were looking at her brief panties, I was looking at her shoes. Hey! Yelled her husband. Who gave that crazy bovine booze?...

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Zucchini fritters Shrimp and Salads Noodles with olive oil and Lemon dressing Orange Layered Cake w/ buttermilk frosting Grilled stuffed Rainbow Trout w/ sausage and crab spaghetti and meatballs toasted garlic bread texas clover leafs ( Hawaiian flavor) Ole South roasted pork belly with creole and spanish seasonings chicken, aparagus and mushroom hot dish Raspberry puree with club soda ginger ale and sweet white wine Sweet...

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February 14th. Fifty three degrees. What? Get out your bikini. Kick off those shoes. It is time to break out the Koolaid. Plunk in the ice cubes. Use Grandma's aluminum glasses The ones from the 50's that keep things cold. Where is my surfboard? My swimsuit coverup? My suntan lotion? My thongs? Grandma! Giggle. Giggle. "You WEAR thongs!" Sure do, I say proudly, holding up my flip...

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THE BELLS OF CHRISTMAS ARE RINGING PEOPLE THE WORLD OVER ARE SINGING WE WHISPER OUR WANTS TO OUR FREINDS THEY GO SHOPPING AGAIN EGGNOG AND PARTIES ARE SWEET COOKIES AND CAKES FOR TREATS WE GO CORALING, SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS SNOUTING WHISKEY, AND SINGING ALONG I BOUGHT MISELTOE FOR KISSING AND A CAMERA FOR REMINISING BRING YOUR MITTENS IT'S GONNA BE COLD SOME TISSUES TO WIPE YOUR NOSE. I PACKED A BASKET WITH SANDWICHES AND...

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Mickey Mouse purses Wizard of Oz bags Disney’s Cinderella t-shirts They have been around for nigh onto seventy years Yet somehow we feel like we have just discovered them, Thinking they are new. Mickey Mouse thongs They are not new We used to wear them in the sixties On our feet....

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My Bible, My Hat, and Thongs No, I said nothing wrong My Hat on my head and that to never dread. A smile on my face Gloves white, no lace My Bible, My Hat, and Thongs my Bible in my hand I'm a Diva that's always grand Grand Dame with my own brand Worry not, you will see and love the passion and ability. My Bible...

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my thong is on fire i'm up for hire but no one will so i started selling pills i needed the cash but then somebody found my stash it wasn't even drugs just mashed up smarties so no one's gonna be getting high at their parties this life is just way to sad that's why i decided to move in with...

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