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Thoughts on Thongs

What is it about a thong
That men break out in song
Is it the sight you see
Exposed butt cheeks
Making weak of the strong

And for my dear lady
Wearing it is crazy
It’s like floss for your tail
Makes you chap and yell
But he likes it so no shading

Categories: thongs, funny, poetry,
Form: Limerick

How Do You Like My Thongs

how do you like my thongs? the corpulent cow asked me.
I heard my children behind her chuckle with a loud tee-hee-hee.
They were looking at her brief panties, I was looking at her shoes.
Hey! Yelled her husband. Who gave that crazy bovine booze?

Categories: thongs, animal, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme

Soerrentio Nights Menu

Zucchini fritters
Shrimp and Salads
Noodles with olive oil and Lemon dressing
Orange Layered Cake w/ buttermilk frosting
Grilled stuffed Rainbow Trout w/ sausage and crab
spaghetti and meatballs
toasted garlic bread
texas clover leafs ( Hawaiian flavor)
Ole South roasted pork belly with creole and spanish seasonings
chicken, aparagus and mushroom hot dish

Raspberry puree with club soda ginger ale and sweet white wine
Sweet

Categories: thongs, beautiful, business, drink, farm,
Form: Bio

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Grandma Wears Thongs

February 14th.
Fifty three degrees.
What? Get out your bikini.
Kick off those shoes.
It is time to break out the Koolaid.
Plunk in the ice cubes. 
Use Grandma's aluminum glasses
The ones from the 50's that keep things cold.
Where is my surfboard?
My swimsuit coverup?
My suntan lotion?
My thongs?
Grandma! Giggle. Giggle. "You WEAR thongs!"
Sure do, I say proudly, holding up my flip

Categories: thongs, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Light Verse

Clean It Up Why Don'T Ya

THE BELLS OF CHRISTMAS
ARE RINGING
PEOPLE THE WORLD OVER
ARE SINGING
WE WHISPER OUR WANTS
TO OUR FREINDS
THEY GO SHOPPING AGAIN
EGGNOG AND PARTIES ARE SWEET
COOKIES AND CAKES FOR TREATS
WE GO CORALING, SINGING 
CHRISTMAS SONGS
SNOUTING WHISKEY,
AND SINGING ALONG
I BOUGHT MISELTOE FOR KISSING
AND A CAMERA FOR REMINISING
BRING YOUR MITTENS
IT'S GONNA BE COLD
SOME TISSUES TO WIPE YOUR
NOSE.
I PACKED A BASKET WITH SANDWICHES
AND

Categories: thongs, celebration, christmas, dance, december,
Form: Ballad

1960s Thongs

Mickey Mouse purses
Wizard of Oz bags
Disney’s Cinderella t-shirts
They have been around for nigh onto seventy years
Yet somehow we feel like we have just discovered them, 
Thinking they are new.
Mickey Mouse thongs
They are not new
We used to wear them in the sixties
On our feet.

Categories: thongs, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse

My Bible, My Hat and Thongs

My Bible, My Hat, and Thongs
No, I said nothing wrong
My Hat on my head 
and that to never dread.
A smile on my face
Gloves white, no lace

My Bible, My Hat, and Thongs
my Bible in my hand
I'm a Diva that's always grand
Grand Dame with my own brand
Worry not, you will see
and love the passion and ability.

My Bible

Categories: thongs, beautiful, beauty, bible, blessing,
Form: Romanticism

Thongs On Fire and Other Storys

my thong is on fire 
i'm up for hire 
but no one will 
so i started selling pills
i needed the cash
but then somebody found my stash
it wasn't even drugs just mashed up smarties
so no one's gonna be getting high at their parties
this life is just way to sad
that's why i decided to move in with

Categories: thongs, addiction, angel, bangla, basketball,
Form: Ballad