Humorous Technology Poems

My blimp is on the fritz again
The hovercraft just popped
I surely cannot take the car
That’s jacked up in the shop

The bus won’t come out to...

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scramble the bots there’s a new weirdo in town
using up the sun, talking un-abbreviatedly odd 
some skin looking healthier than the rest of us,
us, junkies...

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While shepherds watched their flocks so white
All contemplating dusk,
Their ’phones received some breaking news
All thanks to Elon Musk.
His Tweet announced a virgin birth
In a stable...

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If I were a bot
I’d rhyme a lot
To make you think
That I was not

If I were a bot
You’d think me hot
For I’d be showing
What I’ve...

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That robot on line is so crafty!
Pick a number, he says; make it snappy!
Or go to the App
He'll get nowhere with that;
He should know by...

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Anaya writes the greatest stanza
and she’s won many a bonanza
	my link to her is broken
	with PS I have spoken
It’s hard for me to understanza!

Every comment...

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The cavalry charged, leading the way
     The infantry advanced, joining the fray

   As for me, I was up to...

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A copper went home for his luncheon
His I-Maid had something to munch on
A button she’d got
Meant he got it hot
And then she speed polished his...

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My constant friend,
The invisible commuter.

She’s always there:
On my phone and my computer.

Siri’s her name;
She always perks up at my voice.

I’d shut her down,
But she’d lose...

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The day my dad handed me the car keys,                        he also handed me a...

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When young Jack for a handful of beans swapped their cow,
It upset his poor mother who said with a scowl,
"What possessed you to make such...

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For English, press One
For Spanish, press Two
For a 'Good Time,' press I Love You

For a free gift, press Pound
To win a prize, don't make a...

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Ouch! What had I hit with my left hand, on that side of the bed?
It was my I-phone, who should have been in the kitchen...

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I have a fridge
who speaks to me...
When I unlock it and find it
the things I wish,
it whistles contentedly...
When I don't find anything,
it gives an unhappy...

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I abhor those newfangled air driers
which blast your hands with hot air
It’s paper towels that this gal requires
but there's none - shucks life just isn’t...

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