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For English, Press One

For English, press One For Spanish, press Two For a 'Good Time,' press I Love You For a free gift, press Pound To win a prize, don't make a sound For a dial tone, put your phone down To be placed on hold -- Ha, ha! To stop the Muzak -- Nah nah! To curse your luck -- Waa, waa! To make a payment, say 'Pay it now' To cancel your account, say 'I disavow' To disconnect, say 'Ciao'

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 10/21/2021 7:01:00 PM
Love it! No, we don’t press 2. Don’t even start with that…lol!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/21/2021 7:49:00 PM
For 2, press 1 twice. lol. Keep smiling now, gw
Date: 10/21/2021 9:41:00 AM
Gershon, your sense of humor never ceases to amaze me, and I am not easily amazed.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/21/2021 6:25:00 PM
Actually, the sense of humor comes because I am easily crazed...
Date: 10/20/2021 8:32:00 PM
Hello Gershon ... I certainly read where you are going here. Press 'get lost' is the missing button - thanks Gershon - Lindsay
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/21/2021 6:24:00 PM
Thanks, Lind-- Hold, please....
Date: 10/20/2021 4:18:00 PM
Hello Gershon, I am not a fan of automated. The perso on the other end speaks too fast, I can not get all the information being said. Enjoy your evening my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 10/22/2021 10:44:00 AM
Hello Gershon, okay lets play thngs a 33.3 rpm. And no New Yorkers! Lol. Darlene You are welcome. enjoy your day my friend.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/21/2021 6:22:00 PM
I'm with you, Darlene. Let's play things at 33.3 rpm. And no New Yorkers! lol. Thanks, gw
Date: 10/20/2021 5:09:00 AM
...and they call it ..CUSTOMER SERVICE
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/21/2021 6:14:00 PM
Yes, indeed, John. (You are so funny!). Yet another example of 'customer service at its finest!' Keep Smiling, Gershon
Date: 10/20/2021 3:46:00 AM
And this is what we've come to GW!! Indeed, so funny and frustrating at the same time! I will say that you've captured it!! Some company may steal your Ciao!! Good one!! happy Wedensday!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/21/2021 6:01:00 PM
Let 'em steal my 'Ciao.' Long as they don't steal my Alfa-Romero. (My friend built me a plastic model. No carbon footprint). ~ ESGershon Wolf
Date: 10/20/2021 2:16:00 AM
Gol,y, sounds of our times,All obnoxious To me Pangie
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/21/2021 6:00:00 PM
Love your comment. Can you hold, please....
Date: 10/19/2021 8:31:00 PM
Giggles! Where were you when I tried to get off Amazon? ;D, Enjoyed! xomo
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/20/2021 6:17:00 PM
I was writing scripts for an endless customer service automated response system. lol.