For English, Press One
For English, press One
For Spanish, press Two
For a 'Good Time,' press I Love You
For a free gift, press Pound
To win a prize, don't make a sound
For a dial tone, put your phone down
To be placed on hold -- Ha, ha!
To stop the Muzak -- Nah nah!
To curse your luck -- Waa, waa!
To make a payment, say 'Pay it now'
To cancel your account, say 'I disavow'
To disconnect, say 'Ciao'
Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2021
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