Tailgate Poems - Poems about Tailgate

Infliction

...He was just a boy alone in journey of life 
Morals, high standards upon family name he walks 
No recollection to memory, just brief thought in mind 
Certain image portrayed, locked away in the dep...

Drive with Caution

...
signs and warnings out and about
reminders for caution and safety on the roads
we know sunday drivers are a menace
apparently red squirrels drive slowly
while the black ones drive too fast
chi...

Acceptance

...I haven’t truly lived until now. 
I have been locked away for so long 
In a small room in a place that was never my home. 
Home is where you feel safe. 
My freedom without judgment is where I fee...

In Autumn

...In Autumn

In Autumn pumpkins hang out in 
hedge mazes, corn visits wreathes in
Finland, spices go to 
music festivals, photos of 
chestnuts do 
the splits, marsh mellows make 
prank calls, h...

Football game

...Crowded stadium 
tailgate parties on
smoking barbecue
beer and booze flowing
chatter, loud music.
 
Warmth of friendship 
high with the drinks 
bare chest in snow
one big proud fan.

crowd...

A Little Late?

...A little late?
Tailgate?
Uhoh, smash!
It's a crash!
Hospital bed -
Enough said....

Old Weathered Pickup

...A rust-eaten frame, a canvas of scars,
A weathered old truck, a king of the bars.
Its paint, once a gleam, now faded and worn,
Like a story told, a lesson to be born.

The tailgate hangs loose, ...

Creating a New You

...Written: August 28, 2023
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If you don't covet where you live, my friend,
Imagine a fitter home, a place to mend,
A sanct...

What the Friggin

...What The Friggin
Happened here mate.
I thought we had a date
Now you're late
Where's the bait?
I've burnt the steak.
You're a flippin' 
flagellate.
Get off your tailgate
and get over here
a...

Disrespecting My Friends Anguish

...My friend’s house caught on fire when she was gone.
It was a gorgeous house, in the country, on fifty acres.
She had painted custom murals and decorated every room fancy.
The kind of house people ...

Bobo's Comeuppance

...A Rottweiler  Shepard mix
longsuffering had proven to be
With the Doberman pup, a red one,
won on a gambling spree

Rocky the mix and BoBo
 coexisted for a time
As any two male dogs can manage...

Street Skiing

...Early one Christmas morning, many years ago, 
after the earth received a new blanket of fresh fallen snow, 
and while the day was still dark and new, Wondering why 
did our Big Brother wake us? we...

Road Rage

...It takes two to tango, 
as they say. 
It also takes two 
to road rage. 
It sure is fun watching 
two insane, 
out-of-control knuckleheads 
zigzag aggressively 
on the highway
with their driv...

One Date Too Many

...she spoke of her man who rode a horse
to date her one night
no carriage in place for her to sit
she smacked the horse’s rear
her man was ridden out of sight.

she spoke of her man who had horse...

National Beer Day

...Today’s a day to shout and cheer
And naturally, to have a beer
For it’s the day, across the land,
When Prohibition lost its stand.

We owe it all to F.D.R.
And whether you are in a bar,
At hom...

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