Tailgate Poems - Poems about Tailgate

...mom left in charge Of the deranged pet A heavily sedated dog returned It's angry owner as well As soon as the tailgate dropped Rocky unleashed some karma Hell Young BoBo was hit So hard and so fast He rolled for three or f......Read More

...no pain, no shiny trophy no pain, no worthless gain no pain, no tailgate party, fewer drunk-driving assh*les like you no pain, find something else to amuse yourself other than s......Read More

...turday-night drunk at the house party before his driving home, or the typical Sunday-afternoon drunk at the tailgate party exploiting pigs on a barbecue grill before he drives your tipsy full booty home ......Read More

...turday-night drunk at the house party before his driving home, or the typical Sunday-afternoon drunk at the tailgate party exploiting pigs on a barbecue grill before he drives your tipsy full booty home ......Read More

...t a roof that’s tamboured, which completely disappears inside the rear-seat’s back - like desks you’ve seen… A tailgate style of windshield - that withdraws into the dash - where long revolving brushes scrub it clean - “Nitro-bu......Read More

...e the day was still dark and new, Wondering why did our Big Brother wake us? we didn't have a clue. Hands gripping tailgate Ski upon the ice and snow happily we'd go 7/1/2020......Read More

...wo possesses the presence of mind to simply disengage and turn down the heat before it spells disaster! Do not tailgate these uncivilized loons. Pullover to the shoulder, or better yet, take the next exit to safety. You'll find......Read More

...possible marriage but she wouldn’t go out in a horse and carriage a man showed up with a donkey and a sign ‘do not tailgate” ......Read More

...the land, When Prohibition lost its stand. We owe it all to F.D.R. And whether you are in a bar, At home or at a tailgate party, Fill your glass and drink up hearty. Let us toast to Franklin D. For bringing joy to you and me. S......Read More

..., or warning. “Britches” couldn’t recall If hour was early or late, But someone weaving in traffic Had become his tailgate. When in his rear mirror Appeared the tag name “Buck”, It was attached to the front Of a primed monster ......Read More

...in nature’s cold. Suddenly, the wind is frightened awake! nature’s mood of death is no more; as motions begin to tailgate the scene. ......Read More

... It’s time for a change as we slowly discern; for the moderate weather of autumn we yearn. For family and friends a tailgate we’ll host as Friday night football the hometown we cheer, and cool nights by the campfire as marshmallows ro......Read More

...as you drive to work Go slow because you don’t want to get hurt You might spill coffee on your shirt Try not to tailgate It could be a Big mistake Because you would have little time to brake It would be chaotic and it would make......Read More

...or me, on every level, this is totally wrong, and I don’t play! The mirror rimis brushing against the tailgate of the bus we brought, but that is for the driver to say. Now where in the Sam hill crazy town, is that blue......Read More

...Old Dirt road Pick up truck Blue jean baby By my side, Harvest moon lights up the night My tailgate down, our swinging cowboy boots A Gentle breeze Sweet kisses You and Me. ......Read More