Sweatpants Poems - Poems about Sweatpants

...shorts in the morning sweatpants in the evening ohio weather......Read the rest...

...Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!? Once upon a time yours truly did allow himself to consume anything in sight eats of mine in the mein included an assortment of chow. Impossib......Read the rest...

...There are flakes of black stuck to my palm remnants of the bottle’s cheap paint clinging to the rich warmth of my veins It isn’t a surprise to find my water bottle in such a state simply anothe......Read the rest...

...No! The blue jeans screamed. We do not stretch that far! The people driving by began laughing it up in the car. They had seen the old woman who had eaten a moon and a star. She waddled into the ho......Read the rest...

...She was five when she was set down for a talk. Don't walk alone in the dark, keys between your knuckles, don't let them take you to a second location, scream and fight. That is what her mom said, a f......Read the rest...

...Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin ofttimes triggering babbling brook to swell after deluge becoming stream of consciousne......Read the rest...

...I wish I had the fortitude & Will to dress in a clean shirt, tie, neatly pressed slacks and suitable jacket like an English gentleman, but…. one day I appear in a supermarket in sweatpants a......Read the rest...

...Inextricably rooted with hair fixation As a lad in grade school, yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive, oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid, whose voice exhibited a severe nasal twan......Read the rest...

...One day I appear in the supermarket in sweatpants and T. Stained nocturnal, I drive to a fast-food restaurant then sleep in that T, eat breakfast in that T, wear that T all day, then slapdash ......Read the rest...

...Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus Found us abed thee twelfth day of December, cuz yours truly still felt dehydration, physical fatigue and soreness, which possibly li......Read the rest...

...She slips on her sweatpants then heads towards the door over to the gym to exercise, bodily atonement just so Diner reservations are at eight there is still so much to do before meeting......Read the rest...

...Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus (joining "Wynken, Blynken and Nod" at figurative drop of hat even if yours truly immediately woke from his slumbers). When zapped of......Read the rest...

...A couple weeks ago today, while I was sleeping in, And lay so very unprepared to have the day begin, I thought I heard the doorbell ring and slightly twitched my head… I hoped I had imagined it,......Read the rest...

...Oh hi me hence to the laundromat Bearing many a malodorous sock As ofttimes a shepherd will boldly go To the babbling brook where the clear waters flow With a line of the wooliest beasti......Read the rest...

...Pajamas or nightgowns, to me, are to keep People cozy and comfortable while they’re asleep. When sheltering-in or on weekends before Getting dressed needn’t be all that much of a chore. For eve......Read the rest...