Sweatpants Poems - Poems about Sweatpants

...g again, and then it rang once more, And there was no one home but me to rise and get the door. I donned a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt and some socks, Then stormed into the foyer where I fumbled for the locks. By now I had be......Read More

...ork A dozen holed and yellowed shorts Which in a dank corner lurk Some threadbare jeans and faded tees A brace of sweatpants lacking knees And a woolen sweater, rife with fleas I find I must transport As manly heart anticipates t......Read More

...sheltering-in or on weekends before Getting dressed needn’t be all that much of a chore. For even just changing to sweatpants and tees Makes things seem so much better, by more than degrees. I feel much the same way about making the......Read More

...indleshanks (which serve as laughingstock of dis hair reed ole coot) oft times clad with deep purple polka dotted sweatpants don this nontrumpeting galoot Asian old wise owl chimes utters embarrassing non repeatable hoot thus ev......Read More

...hat's what my being crave Outdoor days soaking up the sun which sets my soul alight Rather be wearing sundresses than sweatpants True that we need this rain, this dull season to create and bring forth new life Heat, for now artificial, ......Read More

...hrough leaves and nearly takes a Fall, then passes off to Winter, who proceeds at such a crawl - for she showed up in sweatpants, knowing snow had been forecast. Each spectator cheers loudly when the finish line is passed. But when that......Read More

... One day I appear in the supermarket in sweatpants and T. Stained nocturnal, I drive my son to a concert, then sleep in that T, eat breakfast in that T, we......Read More

...ion In the mirror looking surprisingly good It dawned on her how long she’d been Living her life pretty well in her sweatpants Following the law of least effort She’d fallen off to the side of the racetrack Or maybe she’d parked hers......Read More

...? Impossible firm he (reed myth self) to compete with Adonis, no way no chance asthma gut busts over waistband of sweatpants, the choice couture, asper this poet, who kant's cease spewing regularly (quotidian) raves and rants y......Read More

...e pirate shirt a bit too low. Yes you can see my navel if you care to look around. I have to cut a sweatshirt and sweatpants into pirate gear at least once a year. More if one pair is not quickly found. I love being nature-loving......Read More

...I wear your sweaters, while watching the TV, I wear your sweatpants, when I need you next to me. I wear your socks, when my feet are cold, I wear your gloves, when I need your......Read More

...y weird; weird and improper in the best way. Your sense of fall/winter style is endearingly bad, wearing nothing but sweatpants and the same hoodie for MONTHS. It would of looked horrible on anyone else but you pulled it off. The way ......Read More

...Dressed in an old tee and sweatpants hair unkempt in a careless ponytail changes nothing but multiple hats honestly, too many for a day. Coo......Read More

...owny coat that envelops you, providing the perfect barrier from icy winds of jealous betrayal and false gossip. I am sweatpants and comfortable shoes, allowing you to relax and feel safe in a world full of Versace and Louboutins. I am......Read More

...omorrow Ima fly you to the moon and back Ill pay for the trip alongs you pay for lunch I'm sure your cool with that Sweatpants Most likely all gray or black We've both came a long way And I refuse to backtrack I just wish I could......Read More