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Sweatpants Poems

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Premium Member The Relay Race
The relay race starts with a bang as rain comes pouring down.
The starting runner, Spring, flies by in her bright flower crown.
Baton gets passed to Summer, who so glowingly appears
right at the very moment that the massive rain cloud clears.
The...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, autumn, race, seasons, spring, summer, winter,
Form: Couplet

Premium Member The Shambles

One day I appear in the supermarket
in sweatpants and T.

Stained nocturnal, I drive my son to a concert,
then sleep in that T, eat breakfast in that T,
wear that T all day,
shamble into the night.

I have entered the middle,
the shambling center
that...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Argh, I Ne'er Got Got Bran Did With
Argh, I Ne'er Got  Got Bran Did With...
A  Muffin Top Before - Why Now!?

Impossible firm he (reed myth self)
to compete with Adonis, no way no chance
asthma gut busts over
waistband of sweatpants,
the choice couture,
asper this poet, who kant's

cease spewing...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, addiction, appreciation, celebration, environment, freedom, heaven, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Wild Pirate Woman Being Demure
I'm sitting like a fat gray cat in the sun,
watching my forest gently dance, 
The wind is barely breezing, 

The bird songs are the only sounds
I hear except for the running water
of my fountain and my wheezing.

I have cut my...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form: Free verse
I Wear Your Things
I wear your sweaters, while watching the TV,
I wear your sweatpants, when I need you next to me.
I wear your socks, when my feet are cold,
I wear your gloves, when I need your hand to hold.
I wear your slippers, because...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, grief,
Form: Rhyme

A Love Note to A Strange Boy
I know you won't see this 
but I must say how I felt the last half of year or so.
I was a coward 
but for good reason
for I knew my love was a gross romanticization and was nothing true.
Yet still...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, crush, goodbye, how i feel, longing, lost
Form: Free verse
Desperate housewife
Dressed in an old tee and sweatpants
hair unkempt in a careless ponytail
changes nothing but multiple hats
honestly, too many for a day.

Cook, cleaner, driver, gardener, and teacher
switches avatars in the blink of an eye
nurse, physician and also cheerleader
all tedious jobs without...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, husband, wife, woman,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member PRICELESS
I am the flower that lingers in your garden, fighting the ugly, prickly weeds that have choked the life and color from every other bloom.

I am a thick, downy coat that envelops you, providing the perfect barrier from icy winds...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, friendship, love, truth,
Form: Free verse
It Won't Be Dark Forever
Daylight dies
Blackout the sky
Does anyone care
Is anyone there 
Enjoy this life 
Pop open a Sprite 
Roll over to the right and kiss my wife 
She's fast asleep
Daylight is trynna come 
It's trynna creep 
When she wakes up she feel the...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, cheer up, depression, desire, encouraging, feelings, future,
Form: Free verse
If mama could see me now, I’d say
You’d be jumping for joy
I used to stand tall on the old dusty chair next to the flower pot she used for an ash tray
I’d tell her, mama those flowers won’t grow like...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, abuse, addiction, appreciation, betrayal,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Sweats and Sweets
I look a sight!  And covering my skin
are old loose sweatpants I don’t ever wear
outside the house.  That means I’m staying in!
No lipstick. No mascara, and my hair
is tied back in a ponytail.  I need
to shower. It...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, sweet,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member New Neighbors
I am just finishing my morning meditation when I hear my doorbell ring. It actually sounds more like that buzzing sound you hear if you fry a fat fly on one of those electronic bug swatters. On my way to...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, depression, family, funny love, humor, husband, lonely,
Form: Narrative
The house is burning 
With violent noise 
And red all-over.

I sit in the heat 
With a prayerful heart, 
That he would arrive. 

Superman in his
Spandex suit of hope
And cape of justice. 

I burrow inside
My mind to begin
A long wait with...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, depression, hero, hope, life, success, truth,
Form: Free verse
Neckbeard Warrior, part two
One particularly memorable critic referred to me as a neckbeard in a conversation with a friend this morning. Both of the twats were skinny, pencil-head net-dweebs, the types who frequent cesspools such as or I observed that both...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, blessing,
Form: Prose
on a field trip freshman year
on a field trip freshman year
the boy
in special classes walked 
up the muddy trail.
walked on the side,
balancing on the dry stones
aligning the path.
he followed some
an old coat and
sweatpants with worn elastic
warmed his bones in the gray
mists. bus pass in his...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, high school, innocence, memory, poverty, sad, school,
Form: Free verse
Laundry Day
I'm a mind raper
I'm a fine rapper
You'd better stay out of my way
Cause my nine's always strapped
Even on laundry day
Got my glock tucked in my sweatpants
Quarter cup of Tide® Enhance™
Roll up to the laundromat
You want yo titties autographed?...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, allah,
Form: Italian Sonnet
fight day
after having cut off
everyone s/he loved or
having them made that decision
for him/her,
s/he was alone in 
training for months,
with a minimal diet
with the workouts from twice a
day to a full time, 24/7,
mental & physical
pure dedication,
where all that mattered
was the
s/he visited the...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, life,
Form: Free verse
My Sweet Camel Toe, Where'd you Go
Where'd you go?
oh where did you go
my precious camel toe?

played me like a fiddle
with your bubbly middle
you're such a skanky hoe
but I love you so
camel toe
camel toe

we had magic
we had fire
purple sweatpants my desire
come back camel toe

victory! camel toe
you're the...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, funny, happiness, lost love, passion, people, romance,
Form: Free verse
on confessional summer streets of city
the heat scums in like a churlish treacle
in back of the five and dime bodies drift by
cotton barely captures their hides of leather
mock they come feasting their eyes the uninspired the unenjoyed
skin like twined roe...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Workout
I was working out on the elliptical machine in the gym, feeling good and watching 
the "Calories Burnt" number climb higher and higher.

Then, I noticed a rather shapely and attractive woman step off of the machine two 
rows in front...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, lifeme, woman, me,
Form: Narrative
Cartilage Cartridge Carthage

Spread my skin around your city limits

And sow these Dragon Teeth to reap my heart

Apple red lace, apple sweet lips, apple techie, apple allergy
Let's play Adam and Eve and make faces at the devil, because we own this...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, imagination, loveautumn,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Three Words At A Time
Quiet Sunday morning.
Tantrums of birds
In the mystery
Of magic distance.
Backyard patio cigarette
Wafts smoke through
The brisk fresh
Air, and me
Waiting to propel
Through the wooded
Green, like prophets
Hungry for salvation.

My December sweatpants;
Not to be denied....Read More
Categories: sweatpants, nature
Form: Free verse
It's Great To Be Alive!
Tamera liked to run in the cold, on a whim she stopped by Woolworth and bought a package 
of hot tamale candies to eat after her run.  She loved having a reward for everything.  
Wearing her golden sweatpants...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, adventure, fantasy, happiness, health, hope, life, passion,
Form: Prose Poetry
desired by many
stop traffic and cause accidents
dudes try to holla whether I'm in stilettos or chancletas (flip flops)
fresh to def or on some "sweatpants, du- rag" bumish
I still get the attention
looks,stares and grins
on the bus or subway
even just going to do "compra"...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, life
Form: I do not know?
midnight tricks
Tip toe tip toe
tip toe tip toe
little white ankle socks slide up brown wooden stairs
one set of stairs down
tip toe tip toe
light gray sweatpants sweep the floor
tip toe tip toe
she stubs her foot in the dark
tip toe tip toe
only...Read More
Categories: sweatpants, light, light,
Form: I do not know?