Long Sweatpants Poems
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Goodbye Six Pack Hello Poetry ScribesGoodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes
My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL
wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin
ofttimes triggering babbling brook
to swell after deluge
becoming stream of consciousness runnel
carving, gouging, and liquidating topography
qua zee mow toe natural formed...
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Categories:
sweatpants, adventure, angst, april, body, father, hair, love,
Form:
Rhyme
It Won'T Be Dark ForeverDaylight dies
Blackout the sky
Does anyone care
Is anyone there
Enjoy this life
Pop open a Sprite
Roll over to the right and kiss my wife
She's fast asleep
Daylight is trynna come
It's trynna creep
When she...
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Categories:
sweatpants, cheer up, depression, desire, encouraging, feelings, future,
Form:
Free verse
New NeighborsI am just finishing my morning meditation when I hear my doorbell ring. It actually sounds more like that buzzing sound you hear if you fry a fat fly on one of those electronic bug...
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Categories:
sweatpants, depression, family, funny love, humor, husband, lonely,
Form:
Narrative
Inextricably Rooted With Hair FixationInextricably rooted with hair fixation
As a lad in grade school,
yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive,
oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid,
whose voice exhibited
a severe nasal twang)
felt envious at other boys,
especially those young bucks
who sported budding antlers
plus thick...
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Categories:
sweatpants, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Beddie Bye Boo Ski Time For Yours Truly and Or the MissusBeddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus
Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical
fatigue and soreness,
which possibly linkedin
to using stationary bicycle.
Our bed (mine and...
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Categories:
sweatpants, angel, december, dream, good night, husband, journey,
Form:
Rhyme
The Salesman - Both Audio and TextA couple weeks ago today, while I was sleeping in,
And lay so very unprepared to have the day begin,
I thought I heard the doorbell ring and slightly twitched my head…
I hoped I had imagined it,...
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Categories:
sweatpants, inspirational, uplifting,
Form:
Narrative
Beddie Bye Boo Ski Time For Yours Truly and Or the MissusBeddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus
(joining "Wynken, Blynken and Nod"
at figurative drop of hat
even if yours truly immediately
woke from his slumbers).
When zapped of energy the sandman doth knock
no matter readout...
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Categories:
sweatpants, 12th grade, adventure, appreciation, beautiful, blessing, deep,
Form:
Rhyme
Argh, I never got muffin top before why nowArgh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!?
Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in the mein
included an assortment of chow.
Impossible firm me
(read...
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Categories:
sweatpants, adventure, age, angst, appreciation, body, food, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
A Love Note To a Strange BoyI know you won't see this
but I must say how I felt the last half of year or so.
I was a coward
but for good reason
for I knew my love was a gross romanticization...
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Categories:
sweatpants, crush, goodbye, how i feel, longing, lost
Form:
Free verse
Aging Long Haired Pencil Neck Geezer(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad dressings from deep freezer
and lettuce deign at your plea azure.)
Graced with boyish good looks,
innocence and naiveté to boot,
an especial loathing toward me
chicken legs re: spindleshanks
(which...
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Categories:
sweatpants, 12th grade, 7th grade, creation, humor, hyperbole,
Form:
Free verse
It's Great To Be Alive!Tamera liked to run in the cold, on a whim she stopped by Woolworth and bought a package
of hot tamale candies to eat after her run. She loved having a reward for everything....
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Categories:
sweatpants, adventure, fantasy, happiness, health, hope, life, passion,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Waiting For Your HeroThe house is burning
With violent noise
And red all-over.
I sit in the heat
With a prayerful heart,
That he would arrive.
Superman in his
Spandex suit of hope
And cape of justice.
I burrow inside
My mind...
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Categories:
sweatpants, depression, hero, hope, life, success, truth,
Form:
Free verse
MamaIf mama could see me now, I’d say
You’d be jumping for joy
I used to stand tall on the old dusty chair next to the flower pot she used for an ash tray
I’d tell her, mama...
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Categories:
sweatpants, abuse, addiction, appreciation, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
The WorkoutI was working out on the elliptical machine in the gym, feeling good and watching
the "Calories Burnt" number climb higher and higher.
Then, I noticed a rather shapely and attractive woman step off of the...
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Categories:
sweatpants, lifeme, woman, me,
Form:
Narrative
Midnight TricksTip toe tip toe
[[creaaaaak]]
tip toe tip toe
little white ankle socks slide up brown wooden stairs
one...two...three...four....five....six....seven...eight...nine...ten...eleven...twelve...
one set of stairs down
tip toe tip toe
light gray sweatpants sweep the floor
tip toe tip toe
!!OW!!
she stubs her foot in...
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Categories:
sweatpants, light, light,
Form:
I do not know?
Fight Dayafter having cut off
everyone s/he loved or
having them made that decision
for him/her,
s/he was alone in
training for months,
with a minimal diet
reducing
reducing
reducing,
with the workouts from twice a
day to a full time, 24/7,
mental & physical
pure dedication,
where all...
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Categories:
sweatpants, life,
Form:
Free verse
Argh, I Ne'Er Got Got Bran Did WithArgh, I Ne'er Got Got Bran Did With...
A Muffin Top Before - Why Now!?
Impossible firm he (reed myth self)
to compete with Adonis, no way no chance
asthma gut busts over
waistband of sweatpants,
the choice couture,
asper...
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Categories:
sweatpants, addiction, appreciation, celebration, environment, freedom, heaven, imagery,
Form:
Rhyme
Story of a GirlAs we grow up
We learn that even the 1 person that wasn’t supposed to ever let us down
probably will
You will have your heart broken more than once
And it’s harder every time
You’ll break hearts to…
So...
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Categories:
sweatpants, faith, life, lost love, love, love,
Form:
Concrete
Silly SeasonsAnd so the first rain pours down late one Autumn afternoon
Waiting for it in vain, its arrival is also a confirmation of many cold months ahead in the southern hemisphere
Another sunset of summer and sunrise...
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Categories:
sweatpants, autumn, change, confusion, seasons, winter, wisdom, word
Form:
Blank verse
On Top Again and It Feels So Goodfeeling drained
in a good way
don't know how to fill
the voided sore
now that the infected puss
has been spewed from within
and yet there is still
a crater,scar,sore
spot here that
itches to be scratched
what about that
is it matter
or is it...
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Categories:
sweatpants, devotion, hope, peace, uplifting,
Form:
I do not know?
On Top Again and It Feels So Goodfeeling drained
in a good way
don't know how to fill
the voided sore
now that the infected puss
has been spewed from within
and yet there is still
a crater,scar,sore
spot here that
itches to be scratched
what about that
is it matter
or is it...
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Categories:
sweatpants, devotion, hope, peace, thank you, uplifting,
Form:
I do not know?
Wild Pirate Woman Being DemureI'm sitting like a fat gray cat in the sun,
watching my forest gently dance,
The wind is barely breezing,
The bird songs are the only sounds
I hear except for the running water
of my fountain and...
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Categories:
sweatpants, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Neckbeard Warrior, Part TwoOne particularly memorable critic referred to me as a neckbeard in a conversation with a friend this morning. Both of the twats were skinny, pencil-head net-dweebs, the types who frequent cesspools such as reddit.com or...
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Categories:
sweatpants, blessing,
Form:
Prose
Tole Boofon confessional summer streets of city
the heat scums in like a churlish treacle
in back of the five and dime bodies drift by
cotton barely captures their hides of leather
mock they come feasting their eyes the uninspired...
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Categories:
sweatpants, inspirational,
Form:
Free verse
Droopy DrawersAnother true tom tale;
Not too long ago
I did really own
A pair of
Fruit of the Loom briefs,
One detined to make me groan
For sure, it had,
Seen a better day,
And up until this time
I now surely wonder...
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Categories:
sweatpants, adventure, angst, funny, life, uplifting,
Form:
Burlesque