No the Blue Jeans Screamed

No! The blue jeans screamed. We do not stretch that far! The people driving by began laughing it up in the car. They had seen the old woman who had eaten a moon and a star. She waddled into the house clutching a huge candy bar. Please no! The blue jeans screamed as she sat on the bed. She pulled off her sweatpants and swiveled her head. I bet these blue jeans will not split she said to her man. He dared not even look as the jeans’ torment began. She slid them to her knees, but they would not go over. Come lick my legs a bit, she suggested to her good dog Rover. She tried the best she could, but she could not get them up. Guess we will not split today! One leg said to the pup.