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Swatters Poems

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Premium Member Twenty-first Century American Pastoral
Stock-still statues
  Bucolic totem-poles
    Munching fly-swatters 
      Lazily grazing ... 

Invisible to driverless cars
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Categories: swatters, animal, car, farm,
Form: Free verse



Love Your Bug
Oh fly my insect friend
I love you above all things
No one ever really understood why
They took your wings off one at a time
It is hard to get about without them
Walking is difficult too 
When they remove some of your legs
Leaving...Read More
Categories: swatters, adventure, appreciation, change, insect, love hurts, pain,
Form: Free verse
Spiders on a Plane
Poet heads up: No real spiders were used in the making of this poem.

All females sitting on a plane,
with the male pilot at the helm,
were sitting there having a drink
and chatting on their way to
a getting over your phobias convention,
when...Read More
Categories: swatters, flying, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member New Neighbors
I am just finishing my morning meditation when I hear my doorbell ring. It actually sounds more like that buzzing sound you hear if you fry a fat fly on one of those electronic bug swatters. On my way to...Read More
Categories: swatters, depression, family, funny love, humor, husband, lonely,
Form: Narrative
my attempt at a vignette
in a way i am lonely...stuck even to the wall like a fly surrounded by the swatters that intend to kill me...
why did you let them hurt me?
you had the knife
you just watched as they beat me into a barely...Read More
Categories: swatters, fear, history,
Form: I do not know?



EULOGY FOR A FLY - PART ONE

OK  Let’s get started, huh?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, on this sad occasion, it is my painful duty to welcome 
You all to the farewell meeting convened in honour of our beloved Uncle Hector. 
We gather together on this heap...Read More
Categories: swatters, funnyfamily, education, family, me,
Form: Prose Poetry
EULOGY FOR A FLY - PART TWO
(continued from PART  ONE)


Why I’ve seen him countless times, regurgitate old dog faeces onto fresh bread  
And listened  to his quiet voice exhorting me to do the same. 
This fly was a born teacher. 
There can be...Read More
Categories: swatters, funnyold, old,
Form: Prose Poetry
media flies
media flies-
on the trail of decay
when the odors arise
nothing i think-
i so love to despise
as media flies

sweet meadow pies-
a collection of candles
a cry of "SURPRISE"
and the higher the pies-
the wider the eyes
of media flies

media flies-
buzzing and flashing
in front of your...Read More
Categories: swatters, introspection
Form: I do not know?
media flies
media flies
on the trail of decay
when the odors arise
nothing I think-
I so love to despise
as media flies

sweet meadow pies
a collection of candles
a cry of..SURPRISE!!!
and the higher the pies-
the wider the eyes 
of media flies

media flies
buzzing and flashing 
in front of...Read More
Categories: swatters, people
Form: I do not know?