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Swatters Poems - Poems about Swatters

Swatters Poems - Examples of all types of poems about swatters to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for swatters.

Premium Member McCats One Nice Guy Zero
...said “Yes” but then I drank the rest of the whiskey out of my flask. Kittens are trouble; they are mewers, whiners, swatters and worse. They dumped the contents of my owner Mrs. Tee’s luxurious purse. I knew I’d be in trouble if they ......Read More
Categories: swatters, cat,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member flies
...three summers have been awful for houseflies and blowflies coming inside my home every time a door is opened. I use fly swatters and bug spray to try to kill them but not so successful sometimes. Twice here lately I have seen one in my near......Read More
Categories: swatters, nature,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member STORMS TROPICAL-
...rmy areas So does it flash at night Bright lightning bolts Such a jolt Flashes spins Squirrels skips and falters Swatters wins Torrent waves spring 4/22/20 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2020......Read More
Categories: swatters, analogy, storm, symbolism, weather,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Twenty-first Century American Pastoral
...Stock-still statues Bucolic totem-poles Munching fly-swatters Lazily grazing ... Invisible to driverless cars ......Read More
Categories: swatters, animal, car, farm,
Form: Free verse
Love Your Bug
...casses Spring showers are just the thing to purify To caress the wingless creatures crawl Stay away from people with swatters and sprays To live another day Please don't die before you eat dead meat That would defeat the purpose of tr......Read More
Categories: swatters, adventure, appreciation, change, insect,
Form: Free verse



Spiders on a Plane
...being frightened out of their wits because they couldn't handle the fight or flight situation, with no bug spray or swatters anywhere they only had one means of mass destruction, so they all took off their high heels and started to f......Read More
Categories: swatters, flying, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member New Neighbors
...bell ring. It actually sounds more like that buzzing sound you hear if you fry a fat fly on one of those electronic bug swatters. On my way to the door I hope it's not my new neighbor who just moved in the first floor apartment below me yes......Read More
Categories: swatters, depression, family, funny love,
Form: Narrative
my attempt at a vignette
...in a way i am lonely...stuck even to the wall like a fly surrounded by the swatters that intend to kill me... why did you let them hurt me? you had the knife you just watched as they beat me into......Read More
Categories: swatters, fear, history,
Form: I do not know?
EULOGY FOR A FLY - PART ONE
...no education to speak of, The young Hector managed to learn the lessons of life the hard way, Narrowly missing fly-swatters in kitchens, sprays in toilets, sticky-paper in bedrooms, And many other potentially fatal ends. When he was......Read More
Categories: swatters, funnyfamily, education, family, me,
Form: Prose Poetry
EULOGY FOR A FLY - PART TWO
..., he was truly his own fly. He stuck with pioneering ideas like the then-untested skid techniques For escaping fly-swatters wielded in kitchens. It was Hector’s brave soul Which brought standardized fly-patrols into being to catch a......Read More
Categories: swatters, funnyold, old,
Form: Prose Poetry
media flies
...wider the eyes of media flies media flies- buzzing and flashing in front of your eyes what a pity there are no swatters the size- of media flies!* i wrote this one for princess diana some years ago at the time of her untimely ......Read More
Categories: swatters, introspection
Form: I do not know?
media flies
...ider the eyes of media flies media flies buzzing and flashing in front of your eyes what a pity there are- no swatters the size of media flies *written for lady Di......Read More
Categories: swatters, people
Form: I do not know?