Best Swatters Poems

I am just finishing my morning meditation when I hear my doorbell ring. It actually sounds more like that buzzing sound you hear if you...

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OK  Let’s get started, huh?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, on this sad occasion, it is my painful duty to welcome 
You all to the farewell...

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(continued from PART  ONE)


Why I’ve seen him countless times, regurgitate old dog faeces onto fresh bread  
And listened  to his quiet voice...

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in a way i am lonely...stuck even to the wall like a fly surrounded by the swatters that intend to kill me...
why did you let...

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summer's plentiful
houseflies eat cat food, dog poop....
slurp coffee, cough, spit  


These past three summers have been awful for houseflies and blowflies coming inside my...

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Poet heads up: No real spiders were used in the making of this poem.

All females sitting on a plane,
with the male pilot at the helm,
were...

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Oh fly my insect friend
I love you above all things
No one ever really understood why
They took your wings off one at a time
It is hard...

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Stock-still statues
  Bucolic totem-poles
    Munching fly-swatters 
      Lazily grazing ... 

Invisible to driverless cars...

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media flies-
on the trail of decay
when the odors arise
nothing i think-
i so love to despise
as media flies

sweet meadow pies-
a collection of candles
a cry of "SURPRISE"
and...

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media flies
on the trail of decay
when the odors arise
nothing I think-
I so love to despise
as media flies

sweet meadow pies
a collection of candles
a cry of..SURPRISE!!!
and the...

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Yellow and black we always fly.

Forming a flower in the sky.

Collecting nectar to make something runny;

Our special, sweet honey.


Always busy on the job. 

But challenges...

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Most of the time I am thinking about my pets
Pets others have dumped out 
Pets who should probably have therapy but don’t.

One of them is...

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Happy subtropical cyclone 
Never forget semi tropical
 Cyclones 
Sub tropical tornado wild 
Miles down 
Down, down, down pitch 
Darkness wall
Weather swamps
Squalls
Sails or gale streams screams
See...

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I refuse to babysit any more of your litters I told the McCats.
They begged, and pleaded, and complimented me on my flats.
Oh man. I am...

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