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Best Swatters Poems

Below are the all-time best Swatters poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of swatters poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member New Neighbors
I am just finishing my morning meditation when I hear my doorbell ring. It actually sounds more like that buzzing sound you hear if you...

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Categories: swatters, depression, family, funny love, humor, husband,
Form: Narrative



EULOGY FOR A FLY - PART ONE

OK  Let’s get started, huh?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, on this sad occasion, it is my painful duty to welcome 
You all to the farewell...

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Categories: swatters, funnyfamily, education, family, me,
Form: Prose Poetry
EULOGY FOR A FLY - PART TWO
(continued from PART  ONE)


Why I’ve seen him countless times, regurgitate old dog faeces onto fresh bread  
And listened  to his quiet voice...

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Categories: swatters, funnyold, old,
Form: Prose Poetry
my attempt at a vignette
in a way i am lonely...stuck even to the wall like a fly surrounded by the swatters that intend to kill me...
why did you let...

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Categories: swatters, fear, history,
Form: I do not know?
Love Your Bug
Oh fly my insect friend
I love you above all things
No one ever really understood why
They took your wings off one at a time
It is hard...

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Categories: swatters, adventure, appreciation, change, insect, love hurts,
Form: Free verse



Spiders on a Plane
Poet heads up: No real spiders were used in the making of this poem.

All females sitting on a plane,
with the male pilot at the helm,
were...

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Categories: swatters, flying, humor,
Form: Light Verse
media flies
media flies-
on the trail of decay
when the odors arise
nothing i think-
i so love to despise
as media flies

sweet meadow pies-
a collection of candles
a cry of "SURPRISE"
and...

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Categories: swatters, introspection
Form: I do not know?
media flies
media flies
on the trail of decay
when the odors arise
nothing I think-
I so love to despise
as media flies

sweet meadow pies
a collection of candles
a cry of..SURPRISE!!!
and the...

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Categories: swatters, people
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Twenty-first Century American Pastoral
Stock-still statues
  Bucolic totem-poles
    Munching fly-swatters 
      Lazily grazing ... 

Invisible to driverless cars
...

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Categories: swatters, animal, car, farm,
Form: Free verse