Swatter Poems - Poems about Swatter

...OK, I never liked you guys But now we're drinking buddies To my great surprise That giant Texas heat lamp Brought us together Because the drought you couldn't weather I set up bird baths, j......Read the rest...

...I installed a “cat door” The mice moved out I changed the door locks The kids climbed in the window I decided to try a vegan diet Now I have to find out what to use for bait And go hunting ......Read the rest...

...NOTE: Some of you seemed to enjoy my stories from the past. Of course, posting this in the story folder is tantamount to burying it six feet under, as you know, so I'm posting it here. I understand t......Read the rest...

...The moths get through the screen somehow And when I walk outside, The gnats and skeeters buzz around - There’s no place you can hide. The ants, at times, invade the house And maybe, curled up ......Read the rest...

...The Flies and the Bees The sun has risen and set; another season has been resolved and many acts of aggression that might never be absolved No podium will be awarded for the deletion of kick the......Read the rest...

...Sometimes I just want to stop my brain. She laughs in my face. She wiggles her dendrites. She sticks out her tongue. She gives me six more ideas for a drawing. Sometimes I just want to stop my......Read the rest...

...VIDEO: Hair by The Cowsills. Scare (MY LYRICS) She ran and hug, Why? There's a scary bug, They're scary and they bug and bug, bug, The bugs are a fright, They're scary high and ......Read the rest...

...I would like to tell you about a stick, That I inscribed with my name Robert. I used this stick in many places, Starting by conducting an imaginary concert. The next d......Read the rest...

...ouch! ouch! ouch! pesky wasps mosquito’s and bugs have eaten me alive scratch scratch itch itch I'll treat my skin with soothing lotion then seek revenge! my electric fly s......Read the rest...

...A flock of large birds or a fleet of small small planes is speeding towards me. NO! It's worse--mosquitoes! I failed to use repellent! I grab my swatter. They slap it away, laughing--......Read the rest...

...The Day There is a Nat... swimming in my coffee. It is not too hot, so he is still alive. I could fish him out, and let him live. Or... I could just, drink him, in. There is a fl......Read the rest...

...a tip of the hat a polite nod a hail caesar a handshake a slouch a tugging of the forelock a proposing of a toast a salutation sandwich a salaam a bow a cheek-to-cheek contact a kiss on t......Read the rest...

...THAT PESKY FLY There's a darn pesky fly in my lounge On every object, it is bound With fly swatter in hand On the floor it did land With great joy, the darn fly has been downed Indiana Shaw......Read the rest...

...There's a fly in the house Buzzing around Driving me nuts With his buzzing sound. I get the fly swatter It's here in my hand I wait and I watch for that sucker to land. Then ever so slowly I l......Read the rest...

...To prove we haven’t given up, We order things online Since objects meant for future use Imply that we are fine. A sweet dessert, a case of beer Or scotch or gin or wine Can elevate our kitche......Read the rest...