Swatter Poems - Poems about Swatter

... Zebras are clever little horses with stripes They know how to discharge without having to wipe They say pigs roll in the mud so as to get clean My wife keeps trying mu......

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...The chase after door was ajar. From window to window, that far. The buzz in my ear, The fly needs to fear. The whiz of my swatter on par. “I’m hit,” says the fly, out of steam. Is it ......

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...the female is XX and the male is XY Every individual must have at least one X chromosome Since the female is XX, each of her eggs has a single X chromosome The male, being XY can gen......

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... The fly swatter is out, Bugs are all about. How could that be, What I see? Has many legs. Not a spider, Or a fly. But something fanciful on the eye! Swat......

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... A fly flew through the kitchen window, I was frying, He was big, fat and very black, He nonchalantly settled on the drying rack, No doubt had followed the aroma of food, uninvited prying, Wit......

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... Our picnic food draws pesky flies. We each grab a swatter and rise to wipe out those devils, but those crafty rebels escape. Then we don’t feel so wise. ......

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...OK, I never liked you guys But now we're drinking buddies To my great surprise That giant Texas heat lamp Brought us together Because the drought you couldn't weather I set up bird baths, j......

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...I installed a “cat door” The mice moved out I changed the door locks The kids climbed in the window I decided to try a vegan diet Now I have to find out what to use for bait And go hunting ......

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...NOTE: Some of you seemed to enjoy my stories from the past. Of course, posting this in the story folder is tantamount to burying it six feet under, as you know, so I'm posting it here. I understand t......

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...The moths get through the screen somehow And when I walk outside, The gnats and skeeters buzz around - There’s no place you can hide. The ants, at times, invade the house And maybe, curled up ......

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...The Flies and the Bees The sun has risen and set; another season has been resolved and many acts of aggression that might never be absolved No podium will be awarded for the deletion of kick the......

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...Sometimes I just want to stop my brain. She laughs in my face. She wiggles her dendrites. She sticks out her tongue. She gives me six more ideas for a drawing. Sometimes I just want to stop my......

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...VIDEO: Hair by The Cowsills. Scare (MY LYRICS) She ran and hug, Why? There's a scary bug, They're scary and they bug and bug, bug, The bugs are a fright, They're scary high and ......

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...I would like to tell you about a stick, That I inscribed with my name Robert. I used this stick in many places, Starting by conducting an imaginary concert. The next d......

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...ouch! ouch! ouch! pesky wasps mosquito’s and bugs have eaten me alive scratch scratch itch itch I'll treat my skin with soothing lotion then seek revenge! my electric fly s......

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