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Swatter Poems - Poems about Swatter

Swatter Poems - Examples of all types of poems about swatter to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for swatter.
only female mosquitoes bite, the male ones just say hello
... a geachte heer followed by a comma a prayer it's all very gracious and well mannered but for god's sake get the swatter......Read More
Categories: swatter, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member That Pesky Fly
...THAT PESKY FLY There's a darn pesky fly in my lounge On every object, it is bound With fly swatter in hand On the floor it did land With great joy, the darn fly has been downed Indiana Shaw . . . "Hasta......Read More
Categories: swatter, success,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Housefly From Hell
...There's a fly in the house Buzzing around Driving me nuts With his buzzing sound. I get the fly swatter It's here in my hand I wait and I watch for that sucker to land. Then ever so slowly I lift my arm Intention......Read More
Categories: swatter, house,
Form: Rhyme
Ordering Online that to safety While in style we can incline. A buzzing insect’s gotten in? To Amazon, assign The sending of a swatter So that fly will toe the line. For every penny that we spend Is proof that we still pine For a future that......Read More
Categories: swatter, future,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hungry Ted's
... Loner's afloat adrift on calm water Mewing and keowing for what mother serves Sitting on waves as they splash and swatter Loner's afloat adrift on calm water Dipping their heads as they eye for a snatch Sitting on waves as they......Read More
Categories: swatter, bird, nature,
Form: Pantoum

River Ganges with great enthusiasm Together, you run as a flow of gurgling water Generating froth like a child playing with a swatter Carving the edges of the gorge as you flow along Depositing the gathered silt where they belong Your flow i......Read More
Categories: swatter, river,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hark Poetry Bullies I Await
...any poem I will squish you like a bug Hurt my poetry peep’s it will be your end I am the master of bad words My fly Swatter Will squish you like a bug ......Read More
Categories: swatter, bullying,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Summer Pests WBM
... I’ve a fly swatter clutched in my hand, mostly useless. These pests understand that I wish them all dead. So the culprits have f......Read More
Categories: swatter, insect, summer,
Form: Limerick
This Is Serious
...y. Believe me, they are waiting to descend in a Flash on the Daring who are rash. Surprise! We have bug spray, a fly swatter to Squash, bash, and trash As we try to rectify The problem with the deer flies who live in the Marsh. The......Read More
Categories: swatter, adventure, conflict, crazy, education,
Form: Villanelle
Premium Member Flyswatter Soup
...Fly swatter soup. Yum. Yum. My palette is smiling. Mm Mm…. A rare delicacy, found only in the Midwest If you live across ......Read More
Categories: swatter, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member How odd are otters
...te a surprise Are otters so odd? Some might "Yes" nod But I see not the need For either a rod Or an 'otter-swatter' ......Read More
Categories: swatter, animal, cat, dog, voice,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Winter Wonderland at fireplace's front, stood our daughter On top of the hearth wasn't any better One thing we didn't need was a fly swatter Outside with slick cardboard and snow saucer The children did laugh and gingerly play With warm cocoa sippe......Read More
Categories: swatter, winter,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Flying Clems
...afraid of nothing fly swatter at the ready- the cockroach has wings......Read More
Categories: swatter, anxiety, humorous, insect, nature,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Just a Big Green Fly
...e to myself, The cook kissing the maid, will she tell? You see me on the light, when it’s time to go, Grab the fly swatter, I’m a flyer, not slow, Don’t blame me, your secrets I keep, Just a big green fly, so still while you sleep. ......Read More
Categories: swatter, fun,
Form: Light Verse
Lying Bug
...eeps coming around But this human spray does not seem to keep they lying bug away So today I decide to purchase a fly swatter Smack that lying bug down to the ground ......Read More
Categories: swatter, confidence,
Form: Verse

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