John Lawless Poet List

Yesterday

I installed a “cat door”
The mice moved out

I changed the door locks
The kids climbed in the window

I decided to try a vegan diet
Now I have to find out what to use for bait
And go hunting

I bought my dog another pair of 9 inch red heels

The Parrot looked at me and mumbled “W T F”

She said she was tired of men looking at her
I bought her a fly swatter

I left my golf clubs in the handicap parking space

I took the bus.  I made it eight blocks before they caught me

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Sara Kendrick August 21, 2023 at 2:53 PM Got a chuckle out of this one, and I needed it. Thanks for sharing the humor with us and for dropping by my page. Sara

Jerry Brotherton August 17, 2023 at 6:23 PM Hilarious my friend. My ribs ache from laughter. I heard too much vegan can be bad for the digestion.

Paula Goldsmith August 17, 2023 at 9:11 AM This is way tooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh/smiles. Have a fun day writing away..........

Heidi Sands August 17, 2023 at 6:42 AM Lol. Thanks for the laugh John :)

Lin Lane August 17, 2023 at 6:16 AM What a great morning to begin reading with so much humor! Thanks for these funnies, John. Your 'WTF' lines have taken root in emails between me and Jan, and I'm picturing your parrot mumbling it!