Yesterday

I installed a “cat door” The mice moved out I changed the door locks The kids climbed in the window I decided to try a vegan diet Now I have to find out what to use for bait And go hunting I bought my dog another pair of 9 inch red heels The Parrot looked at me and mumbled “W T F” She said she was tired of men looking at her I bought her a fly swatter I left my golf clubs in the handicap parking space I took the bus. I made it eight blocks before they caught me