Funny Surgery Poems

Hankered after plump pouting lips
Surgery the answer read all the tips
Now I'm a cartoon~think Donald Duck
Opening my mouth with horror I cluck.




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My
Doctors'
surgery could 
do with some music.
And some decent lighting.
And better looking receptionists.
And possibly a dancing pole in the middle.
Oh and a Buffet....

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Bob had a special talent
That only worked in his men’s store.
He had ‘clothing ESP’.
He knew what his customers wanted…and more.

When customer would come into his...

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Merrily merrily I say unto thee
It's time to go in for surgery!
Anesthesia pumping through my veins; knocked out for forty five
Oh please oh please do...

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When my body begins to burgeon, 
I go to see my plastic surgeon. 
His magic tucks and nips 
will make me smaller hips;
but he just...

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Stiff neck, sore aching muscles
curse those who want to 
Startle me!! Oh the pain!...

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My Grandma's getting surgery
My Grandpa's filled with joy
For Grandma never left the house
Because she's unemployed.

Grandma was so nervous
She didn't want to go
But Grandpa on the...

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Hot, sweaty, weakness overtakes me
Rest, rest for now, rejuvenation will come
Prayers rise to God in the name of Jesus!

Blurred vision, dizziness, what's this all about?
No...

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Ya know, cowboyin’ ain’t brain surgery,
But it sure takes a bunch of extra smarts
Ta know when ya cain’t ride a mean ol’ bronc
An’ how ta...

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