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Surgeon Poems - Poems about Surgeon

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there was a young surgeon named Bob who learned his craft on the job on a post op exam with stethoscope in hand realized where he left his Swiss watch and fob ...

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Categories: surgeon, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Lord God, You Are My Blindness Surgeon
October 7 Relationship to God Bible Meditations Based on John 9-10 Key Verse – John 9:1-3 And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth. And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath...

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Categories: surgeon, blessing, christian, faith, god,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Start the Day
Lisa and I were watching one of our favorite series last night, a Japanese manga called “The Way of the Househusband” and I could barely keep my eyes open. I went to bed at a decent hour (11:30) but when I got in bed, I couldn’t sleep, I just laid there. It was rude and...

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Categories: surgeon, angst, friendship, humor, school,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Be Thou My Surgeon
Parody of "Be Thou My Vision" Be Thou my surgeon, Oh Creator of life; Please be tender to me, save my sight you can You my one hope better than glasses Driving or working, my vision I need. Be Thou my insurance, and Thou my pocketbook I see sharper and Thou clears my eyes; You the great Surgeon, I your patient; Thou gives...

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Categories: surgeon, christian, religious,
Form: Lyric
Surgeon
Fatal intravenous injection of potassium produces subtle or no specific anatomic changes at all thereby posing a challenge to the autopsy surgeon to unpack the cause and manner of death. Since, it is only the extracellular potassium that can be measured in the laboratory, attributing death due to potassium poisoning becomes difficult.In such cases when...

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Categories: surgeon, body, books, death, drug,
Form: Narrative



A Surgeon and a Church Fight
Over square miles a unique surgeon In the West African sub-region: Clearly,the tower in their region; Names of the other knives in dungeon... "Daddy,will I ever be like John Now and again in Germany's Bonn ?" But surgeon is facing religion And religion: "I'll defeat you, John: For you,surely,coming with legion, Which shall never fail to you bludgeon" It's surgery for delivery To The Church's...

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Categories: surgeon, conflict, god, religion,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Lucky Twin Sister Carolyn
To say my twin sister Carolyn is lucky is an understatement. She had a broken C-2 that had to be fixed. Dr. Kawakaki from Iowa City put rods in her neck. She had a physical occupational appointment yesterday. Doctor read fifty-two pages on her before she arrived. Doctor said “I know this might be morbid, but I have to tell...

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Categories: surgeon, god,
Form: Narrative
A Surgeon Who Committed Murder
When a surgeon had to operate on a man, she was pissed. She botched the operation because the patient was sexist. She learned he was sexist and botched the operation so that he would die. She bragged about it to her friends, it was something that she did not deny. But she didn't expect one of her friends to...

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Categories: surgeon, horror, murder,
Form: Rhyme
Manson the Surgeon
Manson, the surgeon. I know of a famous neuro-surgeon who retired at 65 to write a book that made him more famous Now he is 72 and has cancer of the testicles, life in the fast lane has ended. In the night, he is visited by patients who died on his table or left in a vegetive state, this I...

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Categories: surgeon, best friend, courage, cute,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Call Me Mrs Surgeon
None of my friends have performed breast surgery on themselves. Once upon a time, I had a little cyst. In my left breast. It was benign. Two doctors refused to take it out. GET IT OUT! a voice in my head said. I got a paring knife and made a little slit. The cyst popped out. It was ugly and red. I did...

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Categories: surgeon, me,
Form: Narrative
Reasons Why Not a Plastic Surgeon
Number of patients expecting to be waking up with a groucho mask on and a mirror to hand...

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Categories: surgeon, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Second-Hand Something - With Apologies To the Surgeon General
Lord, it’s been a good chunk of time... Been such a long time. Time enough for me to know... To know it so well. Been without it too long... Too long to take it. And baby I need it... And honey, you’ve got it. And I need to have it... So you need to share it. Just...

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Categories: surgeon, addiction, allegory,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member My Robotic Surgeon R26475
Here is R26475 He’s your surgeon, head of ward Five. I have no word This seems absurd But he actually kept me alive. Thank you R26475 Both knees are fixed, I can take a dive. You helped me so much My toes I can touch. You’ve given me back my groove and jive....

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Categories: surgeon, fun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Surgeon of Truth
Truth is an elusive beast. Veiled by the cloak of deceit. Truth is a laser light. Only found by those who seek. Truth can cut one to the quick, When square in the face it hits. Truth a precision scalpel, Surgeon tool that does the trick. Severs bonds of hypocrisy. Removes the blinders of hate. Truth never arrives uninvited, Thus, dull darkness of deception, Eases into every...

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Categories: surgeon, truth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Riddle Be From Me
An ambulance screeches to the hospital entrance, In a mortuary van lies’ the father, such a senseless Accident - child bleeding is rushed into theatre The surgeon arrives’ goes up the elevator, Sees patient, this is my son, operating would be reckless!...

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Categories: surgeon, child,
Form: Limerick

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