Surgeon Poems - Poems about Surgeon

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there was a young surgeon named Bob
who learned his craft on the job
on a post op exam
with stethoscope in hand
realized where he left his Swiss watch and fob

Lord God, You Are My Blindness Surgeon

October 7 Relationship to God Bible Meditations Based on John 9-10

Key Verse – John 9:1-3 And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.  And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath

Start the Day

Lisa and I were watching one of our favorite series last night, a Japanese manga called “The Way of the Househusband” and I could barely keep my eyes open. I went to bed at a decent hour (11:30) but when I got in bed, I couldn’t sleep, I just laid there. It was rude and

Be Thou My Surgeon

Parody of "Be Thou My Vision"
Be Thou my surgeon, Oh Creator of life;
Please be tender to me, save my sight you can
You my one hope better than glasses
Driving or working, my vision I need.

Be Thou my insurance, and Thou my pocketbook
I see sharper and Thou clears my eyes;
You the great Surgeon, I your patient;
Thou gives

Surgeon

Fatal intravenous injection of potassium produces subtle or no specific anatomic changes at all thereby posing a challenge to the autopsy surgeon to unpack the cause and manner of death. Since, it is only the extracellular potassium that can be measured in the laboratory, attributing death due to potassium poisoning becomes difficult.In such cases when

A Surgeon and a Church Fight

Over square miles a unique surgeon
In the West African sub-region:
Clearly,the tower in their region;
Names of the other knives in dungeon...

"Daddy,will I ever be like John
Now and again in Germany's Bonn ?"
But surgeon is facing religion
And religion: "I'll defeat you, John:
For you,surely,coming with legion,
Which shall never fail to you bludgeon"
It's surgery for delivery 
To The Church's

My Lucky Twin Sister Carolyn

To say my twin sister Carolyn is lucky is an understatement.
She had a broken C-2 that had to be fixed.
Dr. Kawakaki from Iowa City put rods in her neck.
She had a physical occupational appointment yesterday.
Doctor read fifty-two pages on her before she arrived.
Doctor said “I know this might be morbid, but I have to tell

A Surgeon Who Committed Murder

When a surgeon had to operate on a man, she was pissed.
She botched the operation because the patient was sexist.
She learned he was sexist and botched the operation so that he would die.
She bragged about it to her friends, it was something that she did not deny.
But she didn't expect one of her friends to

Manson the Surgeon

Manson, the surgeon.

I know of a famous neuro-surgeon who retired at 65
to write a book that made him more famous 
Now he is 72 and has cancer of the testicles, life
in the fast lane has ended.
In the night, he is visited by patients who died
on his table or left in a vegetive state, this I

Call Me Mrs Surgeon

None of my friends have performed breast surgery on themselves.
Once upon a time, I had a little cyst.
In my left breast.
It was benign.

Two doctors refused to take it out.
GET IT OUT! a voice in my head said.
I got a paring knife and made a little slit.
The cyst popped out. It was ugly and red.

I did

Reasons Why Not a Plastic Surgeon

Number of patients expecting to be
waking up with a groucho mask on
and a mirror to hand

Second-Hand Something - With Apologies To the Surgeon General

Lord, it’s been a good chunk of time... 
Been such a long time. 
Time enough for me to know... 
To know it so well.
Been without it too long... 
Too long to take it. 
And baby I need it... 
And honey, you’ve got it. 
And I need to have it... 
So you need to share it.
Just

My Robotic Surgeon R26475

Here is R26475 
He’s your surgeon, head of ward Five.
I have no word
This seems absurd
But he actually kept me alive.

Thank you R26475
Both knees are fixed, I can take a dive.
You helped me so much
My toes I can touch.
You’ve given me back my groove and jive.

Surgeon of Truth

Truth is an elusive beast.
Veiled by the cloak of deceit.
Truth is a laser light.
Only found by those who seek.
Truth can cut one to the quick,
When square in the face it hits.
Truth a precision scalpel,
Surgeon tool that does the trick.
Severs bonds of hypocrisy.
Removes the blinders of hate.
Truth never arrives uninvited,
Thus, dull darkness of deception,
Eases into every

A Riddle Be From Me

An ambulance screeches to the hospital entrance,
In a mortuary van lies’ the father, such a senseless
Accident - child bleeding is rushed into theatre
The surgeon arrives’ goes up the elevator,
Sees patient, this is my son, operating would be reckless!

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