Ignorance is a flaw
Which a prescription can be written for
One for compassion and empathy
And a large kindness suppository !
Another prescription for education
Understanding,tolerance and patience
A blood test to extract cruel
No longer an ignorant fool!!
He bought a product against hemorrhoids at the pharmacy
The word alone can do many people wrinkle their noses
Product information :
"Should be inserted approximately 3 cm up into the rectum
Keep out of reach of children"
(.... 3 cm up in the a#s, children have impossible access)
Suppository should be stored in the refrigerator "
In the fridge ... he became very confused
20/01/2021
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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We are all lions led by donkeys
Won't mention names but we're like zombies
A Brit and a Yank
Both guys to thank
Almost as painful as a suppository
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: An Italian suppository.
Parts of Puzzle
When someone is properly stimulated
They will be happy and highly elated
When things have come down crashing
Away fro disaster did start dashing.
What really arouses my curiosity
Is when you will see so much animosity
Being spread among all the glory
Suggesting you must need a suppository.
Better be careful after eyes you do blink
Might miss seeing person working out kink
When found they finally set fingers free
So very best poem this was sure to be.
For long time am harassed and harassed
After doing I eventually became embarrassed
Wondering why parts of puzzle won't fit
Had become explosive and effort did quit.
Jim Horn
Hopefully, number 3,200.
A Trump Suppository
Is his great glory
A Trump suppository
For end to story.
Jim Horn
I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue.
My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do.
When I went to the hospital, the doctors and nurses laughed.
They were in hysterics from laughter and they called me daft.
When they laughed, it offended me so I kicked the doctors below the belt.
They kicked me out and blacklisted me because they didn't like how it felt.
Because of my problem, I can't drive a car or ride my bike.
I can't afford a taxi so to get to places, I have to hitchhike.
The drivers also laugh and I have to slap them to make them keep their mouths shut.
It's been three years and I don't think I'll ever be able to get my hand out of my butt.
(This is a fictional poem)
The pleasure of old age
This is good morning only been up twice in the night and not
Stumbled over furniture, his wife kept filling the house with
Unwanted things. When he protest she says he lacks artistic sense.
A good morning because he was able to empty his bladder
Without sounding like a cat on a hot tin roof - yes I know-
Whoever when young thought of the simple Act of evacuation?
The pleasure it is to do so without using
A suppository, the simple enjoyment of the thriving completed.
There is, especially when old, a certain sexual pleasure of
A body that functions, it can so easily go wrong, that extra
Glass of whisky, a glass of wine one should have left
Untouched on the table, with a cloth clean as a cerulean sky.
Today he would only have soup for Lunch and no red wine.
Better be on the safe and alive. But there are moments he
Thinks “what does it matters you are dying anyway; silly man.”
God didn’t give you extra time to read slimming magazines
But to be a connoisseur of Portuguese red wine, that is mild as
Spring and dreamy as a horse chewing hay in his stable when
It rains and the farmer has gone to Sunday mass.
my heart, but not for you;
In a heart, in vain.
Does a heart ever fade,
No my heart only remains,
In a chest in very big steps,
for a moment and now listen
heart,
what is it that makes it an attraction,
my heart, but not for you,
in a heart, in vain.
Have you notice when getting a
Prescription what they always
Say?
Take one pill by mouth once
A day or etc..
Now I was just sitting here
Thinking..
For God sake where are you going
To put it if not in your mouth and
Swallow with water or maybe a
Little juice
Now if they give you a suppository
They tell you to put it where..?
Not to be taking orally
Now I was just thinking “Jesus
Christmas”
Do the doctors think we are just
That stupid to insert a pill in
You know what I mean, hopefully
You do..
Insert a suppository down your throat
“Jesus Christmas”
I was just sitting here about to take a
Pill
Reading the bottle like always
Just thinking..
“Jesus Christmas”
“Thinking"