Suppository Poems | Examples


Premium Member Ignorant Fool

Ignorance is a flaw
Which a prescription can be written for
One for compassion and empathy 
And a  large kindness suppository !

Another prescription for education
Understanding,tolerance and patience 
A blood test to extract cruel
No longer an ignorant fool!!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member - Good Advice Can Be Confusing -

He bought a product against hemorrhoids at the pharmacy
               The word alone can do many people wrinkle their noses

             Product information :

             "Should be inserted approximately 3 cm up into the rectum
                                Keep out of reach of children"
               (.... 3 cm up in the a#s, children have impossible access)
                     Suppository should be stored in the refrigerator "
                   
                            In the fridge ... he became very confused





                                              20/01/2021
                                     Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
                               Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Form: Verse


Premium Member Lions Led By Donkeys

We are all lions led by donkeys
Won't mention names but we're like zombies
A Brit and a Yank
Both guys to thank
Almost as painful as a suppository
Form: Limerick

Define

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end
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: An Italian suppository.

Parts of Puzzle

Parts of Puzzle

When someone is properly stimulated
They will be happy and highly elated
When things have come down crashing 
Away fro disaster did start dashing.

What really arouses my curiosity
Is when you will see so much animosity
Being spread among all the glory
Suggesting you must need a suppository.

Better be careful after eyes you do blink
Might miss seeing person working out kink
When found they finally set fingers free
So very best poem this was sure to be.

For long time am harassed and harassed
After doing I eventually became embarrassed
Wondering why parts of puzzle won't fit
Had become explosive and effort did quit.

Jim Horn

Hopefully, number 3,200.
Form: Couplet


A Trump Suppository

A Trump Suppository

Is his great glory

A Trump suppository

For end to story.

Jim Horn

My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt

I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue.
My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do.
When I went to the hospital, the doctors and nurses laughed.
They were in hysterics from laughter and they called me daft.
When they laughed, it offended me so I kicked the doctors below the belt.
They kicked me out and blacklisted me because they didn't like how it felt.
Because of my problem, I can't drive a car or ride my bike.
I can't afford a taxi so to get to places, I have to hitchhike.
The drivers also laugh and I have to slap them to make them keep their mouths shut.
It's been three years and I don't think I'll ever be able to get my hand out of my butt.

(This is a fictional poem)
Form: Rhyme

The Pleasure of Old Age

The pleasure of old age 
This is good morning only been up twice in the night and not 
Stumbled over furniture, his wife kept filling the house with 
Unwanted things. When he protest she says he lacks artistic sense. 
A good morning because he was able to empty his bladder 
Without sounding like a cat on a hot tin roof - yes I know-

Whoever when young thought of the simple Act of evacuation? 
The pleasure it is to do so without using 
A suppository, the simple enjoyment of the thriving completed. 
There is, especially when old, a certain sexual pleasure of 
A body that functions, it can so easily go wrong, that extra 
Glass of whisky, a glass of wine one should have left
Untouched on the table, with a cloth clean as a cerulean sky. 

Today he would only have soup for Lunch and no red wine. 
Better be on the safe and alive. But there are moments he 
Thinks “what does it matters you are dying anyway; silly man.”
 God didn’t give you extra time to read slimming magazines 
But to be a connoisseur of Portuguese red wine, that is mild as 
Spring and dreamy as a horse chewing hay in his stable when 
It rains and the farmer has gone to Sunday mass.
Form: Diamante

Suppository, I Love You!

my heart, but not for you;
In a heart, in vain.

Does a heart ever fade,
No my heart only remains,
In a chest in very big steps,
for a moment and now listen 

heart,

what is it that makes it an attraction,
my heart, but not for you,
in a heart, in vain.

Just Thinking

Have you notice when getting a
Prescription what they always
Say?

Take one pill by mouth once
A day or etc..

Now I was just sitting here
Thinking..

For God sake where are you going
To put it if not in your mouth and
Swallow with water or maybe a
Little juice

Now if they give you a suppository

They tell you to put it where..?

Not to be taking orally

Now I was just thinking “Jesus 
Christmas”

Do the doctors think we are just
That stupid to insert a pill in

You know what I mean, hopefully
You do..

Insert a suppository down your throat

“Jesus Christmas”

I was just sitting here about to take a

Pill

Reading the bottle like always 

Just thinking..

“Jesus Christmas”

“Thinking"

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