Funny Sun Poems

Herodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun....

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My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun. 
Her skin's mahogany, not regal white. 
She slaps on paints and fillers by the ton, 
and has...

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Just fresh out of one of our drinking bars,
I looked up to the sky and saw some stars,
Drunkenness whispered to me t'was midday,
Why will stars...

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I had to be funny
Like a crazy monkey
I had to crawl slowly
Like a dragon on a tall tree
To extract a simple smile
From you, in style.

I...

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The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...

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It’s summer in Georgia, yeah, it’s warm.

In high school, they said Shakespeare
once called Georgia, "sulfurous and hot."
He wasn’t wrong.

The careless sky is letting in all...

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The sun was up, what bright sunny day!
A rabbit with a snowboard on its way.
A daydreamer, lost in a song
singing its tunes, all along.
Till it...

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You can always hear the jangling sound,
Of the organ grinder as he makes his way around.

He's out there in the rain or sun,
And everyone looks...

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Funny how I went from the energetic Young Man 
Always eager to be seen and heard
To the same energetic Young Man
Who now cares less about...

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orbits
we surf
the sun
this
orb its
golden
loot of
treasure
or bits
of gathered
thoughts
in their
orbits...

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It is hot and not so funny
My sweat is sticky and so runny
Pounds are melting right off me
Uncomfortable as I can be
I know how Frosty...

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This poem is dedicated to anyone who has a garden…
and trees!

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The God of the Sun said, “This ought to be fun,
just watch that girl sat...

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I had named my verbose parrot Sunny, as he filled my world with sunshine;
For when someone truly touches the heart, you often must give some...

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Just clicked on an ad here --on the side-- for the cutest "sun hat!" :)
But it had no brim, and since I'm not bald-- what's...

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I have issues with the sun
It burns
It burns so much these days
It burns it hurts my face
Yet I am going out now
Right into this traffic...

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