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Funny Suicide Poems

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3am Breakdowns
Laying in the hospital bed taking in
stares and remarks, reminding
me of the inconvenience of my 3am
breakdown. The pills
still swirling around in my stomach. It's
funny how...

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Categories: suicide, abuse, depression, loneliness, mental



Premium Member Immolation: Words From the First
Both of me became an alcoholic, at last. 
Time to split into a third.

The first was too funny, not focused enough. Fun, but useless, cute...

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© B.J. Fitz  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: suicide, abuse, addiction, corruption, dark,

Wake In Mourning
First thought when I wake up,
Is how much I miss you,
I think of the light in your eyes,
Your beautiful smile too,

Your infectious laughs,
The dreams I...

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Categories: suicide, bereavement, death, grief, loss,

Peace
How would it feel to wake up with no worry? 
No more pain, sorrow or anxiety 
No more overthinking? How happy I’d be
Free from this...

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Categories: suicide, beach, deep, mental health,

Satirical Journal Entry 1 Attempting Suicide: Just The Beginning
Satirical Journal Entry #1
Attempting Suicide:
Just The Beginning!
If I killed myself today would anyone notice? Would anyone be at my 
funeral?
If so, would they come just...

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Categories: suicide, funeral, funny, humor, satire,



A Tick
Lately life's been tasting funny.
Like it's not quite right.
Like its gone bad or something....
Just a little bit off. 
And I think that I've developed a...

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Categories: suicide, death, depression, mental illness,

Premium Member Chrissy
I believe in synchronicity and the wonders therein contained…
I believe in angels and miracles and the mystery of the unexplained.

Chrissy was a friend of our...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: suicide,

Is Waiting
"Yes, get in the tourist bus; a funny ride is waiting
You will enjoy kissing the clouds - and rain slide is waiting."

Is my heart nothing...

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Categories: suicide, anger, scary, stress, time,

Thick N Thin
My hair was thick for a moment
My heart was thick for a week
My love is thick when you want it
Though afterwards, I can't speak

If you...

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Categories: suicide, america, bible, heart, literature,

Shot To Poppa Squat
Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes. 
Too awkward for many funny bone pokes. 
But Patch Addams was played on this tone. 
By...

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© Adam Segal  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: suicide, death of a friend,

Premium Member Uncle Michael
His ramrod back, his brill-creamed hair 
and waxed moustache gave him a certain air, 
a certain dash, and a military bearing. 
His speech was clipped....

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Categories: suicide, father son, friend, fun,

Big Fun
Big Fun

You think it's better
  So there you are, nothing's for sure  
     Nothing's forsaken so you leave us...

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Categories: betrayal, bullying, satire, suicide,

Mother Mother
Song:-  1990

Mother    Mother
   love me  love me 
   love me  love me
   I...

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Categories: suicide, angst, anxiety, child abuse,

In Death We Think
Close your eyes within this eternal sleep
          Envision such a beautiful melancholy life
   ...

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Categories: suicide, cry, death, deep, self,

Son of Lazarus
He has nothing left to give.
He was fifty years old and brunt out.
The last ember of a once beautiful firework.
Soft music couldn't do it.
Pills couldn't...

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Categories: suicide, death, loneliness, mental illness,


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