Funny Success Poems
These Funny Success poems are examples of Success poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Success Funny poems written by international poets.
Battling TimeI would have been here sooner
But I got in a fight with time
And lost you see.
It wasn't fair.
I slept in a little bit,
and...
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success, change, crazy, fun, funny,
Naps
Stretched out,
On a daycare cot.
Told to take a nap,
...
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success, brother, child, funny, kindergarten,
Funny"funny"
phonetically he
just wrote
phuck...
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success,
ClimbingOh the view, up here you can see the world
Distance so much of it, no end of it
And down! Oh down, it is so far...
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success, family, happy, mountains, son,
Martian Aircraft But No AirPerseverance, ingenuity: hallmarks of great mind...
Examples which we Earthlings are expecting more to find.
As NASA's news now streams from Mars, where there is little air
And...
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success, funny, humorous, inspiration, planet,
My Turn To CookMy wife said to me
She didn't feel well,
And if I don't mind, would I cook.
I told her to lay down
And have a good rest,
While I...
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success, funny, humorous, nice, smart,
My StyleThey say I got my own style.
I say it's because I been crawling for miles.
Life's ups and downs has made me so versatile.
I'm trying to...
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success, confidence, cool, fate, future,
WisdomIf they are staring at you anyway,
do a little soft shoe....
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success, dance, fate, feelings, funny,
A Trip To the Candy Store At StakeGretel and Hansel were given
A seven
But they did not know why
Since they did not lie
They decided to be Titans
At the...
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success, beach, brother, candy, emotions,
VindicationI wrote a song and sang it badly
The content was such they listened gladly
you think I’d be embarrassed
reputation vanished
But the latter a...
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appreciation, happy, success,
Driving Thru Rat Race MazeI ain't gonna brag, boast, blab...,
lest yours truly suffers demise from backstab,
resignedly taking wheel of our automobile
donning, (but NOT trumpeting)
role as taxi cab
shuttling the...
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success, adventure, allusion, appreciation, environment,
An Eyebrow-Raising Key To ElectricityBenjamin Franklin, to prove lightning held electricity,
Flew a kite in a storm; attached to the kite cord was a key.
Though some thought this dangerous experiment...
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success, environment, funny, imagination, leadership,
Do Do WinsI do not intend to offend.
But it occurs to me,
in the end
it’s not those who can do
yet don’t do,
but those who do
do who win!
11/17/2018...
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funny, life, success, truth,
Drive To SuccessOff to the DMV? Yay!! My weekends off to a great start
Where you can hear every burp and smell every fart
If anybody would have mercy...
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success, funny,
One Step AheadNeil Armstrong shot off to the moon
Strapped into a cosmic cocoon.
He came to renown
When one foot went down
Ahead of poor Buzz -what a boon!
But as...
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funny, moon, success,