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Funny Success Poems

These Funny Success poems are examples of Success poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Success Funny poems written by international poets.


Battling Time
I would have been here sooner
But I got in a fight with time
And lost you see. 
It wasn't fair.
I slept in a little bit, 
and...

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Categories: success, change, crazy, fun, funny,



Premium Member Naps

     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,
 ...

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© Kim Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: success, brother, child, funny, kindergarten,

Funny
"funny"


phonetically he

just wrote

phuck...

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Categories: success,

Climbing
Oh the view, up here you can see the world

Distance so much of it, no end of it

And down! Oh down, it is so far...

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Categories: success, family, happy, mountains, son,

Premium Member Martian Aircraft But No Air
Perseverance, ingenuity: hallmarks of great mind...
Examples which we Earthlings are expecting more to find.
As NASA's news now streams from Mars, where there is little air
And...

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Categories: success, funny, humorous, inspiration, planet,



Premium Member My Turn To Cook
My wife said to me
She didn't feel well,
And if I don't mind, would I cook.
I told her to lay down
And have a good rest,
While I...

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Categories: success, funny, humorous, nice, smart,

My Style
They say I got my own style.
I say it's because I been crawling for miles.
Life's ups and downs has made me so versatile.
I'm trying to...

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Categories: success, confidence, cool, fate, future,

Premium Member Wisdom
If they are staring at you anyway, 
do a little soft shoe....

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Categories: success, dance, fate, feelings, funny,

Premium Member A Trip To the Candy Store At Stake
Gretel and Hansel were given 
A seven 
But they did not know why 
Since they did not lie 

They decided to be Titans 
At the...

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Categories: success, beach, brother, candy, emotions,

Vindication
I wrote a song and sang it badly
The content was such they listened gladly 
you think I’d be embarrassed 
reputation vanished 
But the latter a...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, happy, success,

Driving Thru Rat Race Maze
I ain't gonna brag, boast, blab...,
lest yours truly suffers demise from backstab,
resignedly taking wheel of our automobile
donning, (but NOT trumpeting) 
role as taxi cab

shuttling the...

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Categories: success, adventure, allusion, appreciation, environment,

Premium Member An Eyebrow-Raising Key To Electricity
Benjamin Franklin, to prove lightning held electricity,
Flew a kite in a storm; attached to the kite cord was a key.
Though some thought this dangerous experiment...

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Categories: success, environment, funny, imagination, leadership,

Premium Member Do Do Wins
I do not intend to offend.
But it occurs to me,
in the end
it’s not those who can do
yet don’t do,
but those who do 
do who win!



11/17/2018...

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© P.S. Awtry  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, life, success, truth,

Drive To Success
Off to the DMV? Yay!! My weekends off to a great start
Where you can hear every burp and smell every fart
If anybody would have mercy...

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Categories: success, funny,

One Step Ahead
Neil Armstrong shot off to the moon
Strapped into a cosmic cocoon.
He came to renown
When one foot went down
Ahead of poor Buzz -what a boon!


But as...

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Categories: funny, moon, success,