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Premium Member STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES - AN ODE TO DYSLECIA

As I have wondered through the halls of old,
the minds of famous scribes in academia
had made me fearless, oft carelessly bold
when Mind betrayed lexical anaemia.

Soon baying at the Moon as it weeps,
a different view, depending on aspect.
The wisdom I crave inexorably seeps,
but seldom culminates into respect.

The misprision's become my badge of honour
as hyperbole swills in lexicon o’ Man.
Long years of uninformed populous dour
with magniloquent thinking that poetry can.

Yet I contemplate books in warehouse—
dyslexia transformed it into ‘wh…house’—
endless mirth that others could never douse.

Premium Member Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Stupid is, as Stupid does:
And then there is Stupid;
That Stupid never was.

Stupid had a moment:
Where Stupid had a Choice;
But, Stupid never did:
Cause Stupid never Voiced.

So, this Stupid that is talked about:
Stupid, it; had something to say.
But, it is Clever: this Stupid did shout;
Cause I saw this Stupid shout it anyway.

Stupid ran all over the place:
Stupid would run, run, run;
But not a trace, this Stupids haste.

Stupid is running everywhere:
Even Stupid ran, in its despair;
Stupid never gave up, in its pace: 
Stupid was never in such a race.

Stupid can be cruel; perhaps, Stupid is a Fool: 
But do not think that; Stupid isn't Cool;
Cause, some of the Stupidity out there Fuel;
Sometimes we as human uses; Stupid; as a Tool.

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Proudly exclaiming the benefits

Apposing thumbs and a superior intellect
we as human beings are in possession of

Isn't it then amazing and inconceivable

How amazingly stupid and gullible
we are

Like for instance paying out hard earned
money over in order to purchase a book

Shamelessly entitled

How to Win the Lottery

By someone who has no quams admitting

HAVE NEVER IN FACT ACTUALLY EVEN
WON THE LOTTERY THEMSELVES

Or come close or have any evidence or
basis to back this theory up

And not only buy it in the 1st place but
read it and buy into it as well

I often wonder if our family pets must 
sometimes look at us and think

Seriously

Who on earth though it was a good
idea to leave you in charge

And are you taking me out for a walk
or am I just indulging you

Maybe that's why I take the lead

Because your not obviously capable of being
left to your own devices

Without guidance


Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Stupid is as Stupid does

There was a Man without a plan
He wanted to be great and lead
People voted for him without heed
He made promises he could not make

So He ran on the saying
Make America Great again
Fools Belived what He said
Voted for him to be a Leader

And so he won this very high place
He said without a flinch or blink
Here is what I think I should do
Anyone different from Me is not good

Now He spreads hate without remorse
Thinks some people should not be Humans
All because they are not like Him
Takes Children away from Mothers

How can anyone tolerate such evil being done
I do hope that many wakeup from this one
We must do what is right for the good
In the end it is Us against this

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

1. To save the environment, lets blow up an oil rig and dump 200,000 gallons of oil 
in the ocean and kill ocean life...sound like a plan my fellow environmentalist?

Yeah lets show them!!

2. Jump on somebody that I don't know just cause I won't have to answer to my 
friends tomorrow, for my stupidity. Call them a few choice names because I am a 
shallow, narrow minded person and laugh like I have conquered terrorism.

3. Sit on a limb that I am sawing away from a tree...

4. there is a law about to be passed that makes it illegal to ride in the left lane 
except to pass... Lets think about this...interstates have 4-6 lanes if all the cars had 
to stay in the right lane, It would take forever for everyone to get to work...duh!!

Just some thoughts to ponder...

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