Notes About The Poem

Sonnets are traditionally written as a single stanza of 14 lines, but there are notable exceptions where poets break them into multiple stanzas—Byron’s two-stanza sonnet, Milton’s caudate sonnet in three parts, and modern experimental forms like the Beymorlin sonnet in four stanzas. The Meredithian sonnet, on the other hand, is a fascinating extension: George Meredith’s sequence Modern Love (1862) uses 16-line sonnets instead of the traditional 14.

This ode deliberately runs to 15 lines, echoing Shakespeare’s anomalous Sonnet 99.

The occasional over- and under-runs of syllable counts follow the freer pivots of Spenser, who preceded Shakespeare and bent metre to suit thought rather than rule.

The title’s misspelling of Dyslecia is intentional satire, underscored by the correct spelling dyslexia within the poem itself—a jab at the common misconception, especially among those who weaponise the word yet cannot even spell it.

Famous people with dyslexia: Helen Hunt, Gavin Newsome

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES - AN ODE TO DYSLECIA

As I have wondered through the halls of old,
the minds of famous scribes in academia
had made me fearless, oft carelessly bold
when Mind betrayed lexical anaemia.

Soon baying at the Moon as it weeps,
a different view, depending on aspect.
The wisdom I crave inexorably seeps,
but seldom culminates into respect.

The misprision's become my badge of honour
as hyperbole swills in lexicon o’ Man.
Long years of uninformed populous dour
with magniloquent thinking that poetry can.

Yet I contemplate books in warehouse—
dyslexia transformed it into ‘wh…house’—
endless mirth that others could never douse.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Kendrick Avatar
July 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I had a child one time who could memorize all the letters of a word, put them down on a spelling test but they were not in any order to make a word, but all of the letters were there. I am thinking this has to be an intelligent child, but he has no idea what he needs to be doing to form a word the really sad part is he was in the 6th grade, and no one had even recognized he had a problem. Sara K.
Richards Avatar
July 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Pattern recognition is common and if not developed at an early age, might lead to learning disabilities. Often teachers are the first to catch it.
Dietrich Avatar
July 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Well I think you have learned to cope very well! That is hysterical how you ended this sonnet! A unique well expressed ode.
Richards Avatar
July 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Thanks, Andrea. It is a blessing in disguise as I have trained myself to remember what I read and to stay focused.
Hind Avatar
June 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I had something like this when I was younger, this says so much
Richards Avatar
June 27, 2026 at 6:43 PM
We learn coping tricks as we get older. My spelling is still not very hot, but with the event of Word, it opened doors for me and many others.
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