Time Squirrel Poems

Baby squirrel was first born
On both sides of the family
Grandmas wanted to hold him constantly
A bit of a rivalry developed
Why didn’t you have twins? One...

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Squirrel & I

Squirrel and I
Deserve this rhyme.

We disagree on everything
And argue all the time!

-Gray Squirrel

04-16-2024...

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  A squirrel jumped onto my windowsill
    It was not afraid of me
  I winked at it, proffered a cup
...

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Squirrel was excited. Today is the day! My Google fiber will be here!
We have to charge you extra, the technician man said, to be perfectly...

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No one was brave enough to take out the boat
The storm was so bad, it had blown away a cow and a goat
I will go...

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You're facing a gun complete with barrels
And of all things with firm holder quarrels!
Chairman Mao would have laughed at you
And kept repeating "No... No it's...

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Deborah thinks I’m paranoid but let me give my theory a whirl
I believe we must be very weary of our little friend the squirrel.

Here’s an...

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There is a legend of an albino squirrel we were told years ago 
As kids we waited in the town park, hoping for it to...

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My cute furry friend
Eating nuts until the end
Chasing all your friends 

 

Date Written: 2/1/2022...

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Grandpa T. Squirrel was a put together guy for sure.
G.Q. Quarterly was his magazine of choice, so pure.
He was dapper and debonair, a dancing escort...

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I drank the magic potion to make me small,
So I could go about the grass and prance,
A grey and white tuxedo so I can look...

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I was sitting under a huge oak tree,                                with a...

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Goddamn smartass squirrel goes through a window and starts slapping a plush toy. 
Turning it over and over.
"You got jacked, !"
Up on its attention antennae,...

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Halloween night, and it was crazy dark, raining too.
The doorbell rang, and I thought it would be you.
But I got there in time to catch...

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Three more 5-7-5 children's haiku poems I wrote a long time ago...


The squirrels big tail
Is long and fluffy and brown
Watch him run around.


Pretty butterflies
Fluttering up...

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