Spreadsheet Poems - Poems about Spreadsheet

Fragmented Life

...Another morning,
Stormy gray lies,
Verification code 062480,
Method of payment,
Onerous office,
Forgotten,
Depressed/suppressed,
Collision warning!
Erring & errands, 
Shopping for sanity,
T...

GRANDMA DYNAMITE JOURNAL

...The story of a Criminal Grandma
Not a good one
A crime spree old lady
One that is witty, Grandma Dynamite
An Old lady who robs and steals
She uses dynamite to explode
Stealing from banks
Never...

The Expatriate's Surrender

...From monsoon streets to emerald isle,
I navigate uncharted ground,
Each spreadsheet marks another mile
While voices fence my world around.

The pixel screens of yesterday
Have vanished in this ...

High Hopes

...
So, from birth we’re taught to aim high.
Not the height of the garden fence, the side wall, the house but for the stars in the sky.

So, we’re indoctrinated to believe that the acquisition of po...

Grades

...In numerology twelve has special meanings - they’re twelve days of Christmas, twelve months in a year, and Taylor Swift’s had twelve number-one albums. All we care about at Yale, are the twelve days ...

Dirty Laundry

...It’s Sunday morning, about 8am. My BF Peter and I we’re doing our laundry. Most of the time, we spent in my dorm common room, sitting side by side on a red corduroy couch, while our clothes washed, a...

November Second Two Thousand Twenty Two

...November second two thousand twenty two...
abuzz with Autumnal thrum

Approximately six weeks since August sum
er re: lazy dog days witnessed lolling about 
sipping cocktails, whose primary ingr...

Autumn Drawing Near

...
  
Autumn dreams adorned the meadow
in a starless blue dome at night.
The moon, like covering stream flow,
Warmly spreadsheet was silver light.

With worn-out tone of joy a...

October Twenty Third Two Thousand Twenty One

...October twenty third two thousand twenty one...02:44:06 PM
Eastern Standard Time abuzz auld Durin 
(ya know whit I'm Tolkien about 
Elder days long regarding) Autumnal thrum –

The perfect balm ...

In Full View

...In Full View
David J Walker

Twice this week 
I failed the test of
mirrored self-recognition 
Denying any demesne of the
face refracted in the broken 
glass of time

It is not me
	It is no...

November First Two Thousand Nineteen

...November first two thousand nineteen...
abuzz with Autumnal thrum

Divine myriad biota amidst
heavenly Lily of the valley
(Convallaria majalis),
he didst imaginatively greet
Edenic heavenly te...

Computer Glitch

...My first spreadsheet went without a hitch
I'm delighted with everything I’d achieved,
but my new computer develops a glitch -
I'm distraught and feel very aggrieved!

My spreadsheet file has jus...

Those of Failed Worth

...Replacement is a mark of worth
gauged by those who hear the voice
of a world that seems to care
for dollar’s sake and dogma’s bane

one dictates a bottom line
measured by where profits lie
wit...

Worlds Within Worlds Lost In Inner Space

...A man woke up one day
Lost in inner space
Went so far down
The proverbial rabbit hole

That he did not know
Where he was
Nor what time it was
Nor when it was

As he stared out
At a bewilde...

Triggernomics

...

Lot of money being made in death sales,
plenty pints of iron-copper deposits
Body bags coin-wrapped
are rolling out of the blood bank sin-ters
to the holey pocket hospitals

Everybod...

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