Sprat Poems - Poems about Sprat

Jelly Jill and Sister Jill

...J.J. sat quietly in the library,
Thumbing through a stack of books, looking quite contrary—
Jack Be Nimble, Jack Sprat, Little Jack Horner, and Jack and Jill,
Sifting through, trying not to make n...

FOUR JACKS AND A JILL

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Jack, Jack, Jack and jack, what about me, my name is Jill
I’m only mentioned once, when we climbed up the hill ,
Then Jack fell, and broke his crown, I was filled with dread,
So tumbled after ...

To Good Health

...Jack Sprat and wife Mary, lived in a glory of lemony, chiffon days;
Like maroon birds keep on singing, until the sunset, orange phase.

They were comfy and happy, like a picnic in lavish, ...

A Jill Nursery Rhyme

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Did you read about me going up a hill,
that was with Jack not with Bill.
Guess you know my drill,
"Jack and Jill" sure had a big thrill.

My dear friend "Little Jack Horner," 
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The Landlord Calls

...There’s a tabby ally cat
And a very scabby rat
And a vampire bat
And a very hungry gnat
And a horrid little brat
And they lived in a flat
Where a man in a hat
Saw a stain on the mat
It’s an a...

No Time For a Nursery Rhyme

...Mary had a little lamp,
Its bulb would nightly glow.
It cast a white, but gentle light,
So her pimples wouldn't show.

Little Jack Horner tried to warn her,
But she told him to go away.
Left f...

Meat Club

...Not the protein, dear Rico, the fat!
There’ll be no more wheat grass for Jack Sprat.
That unhappy vegan
Has gone Chrissy Teigen,
Is now off clubbing seals with a bat.


H/T to Wickless in ...

It Was a Good Morning Until

...It was a good morning until Jack and Jill went up the hill.
It was a good morning until we got the call that Humpty Dumpty sat upon the wall.
It was a good morning until Little Bo Beep has lost her...

The Platter Clean

...My husband likes to cook and that’s
A lucky thing for me
For I am the recipient
Of his gastronomy.

He hardly tastes what he prepares.
His culinary skills
Are aimed to please my palate;
It’s ...

Nursery Rhyme Land

...Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse,
Ran up the clock,
But the crooked little man
In his crooked little house,
Who caught this crooked mouse
After Humpty Dumpty's fall,
Could not prevent the coming...

Mortal Kitkat

...I do love my cat
She cuddles on my lap
But throws up on my hat
What am I to do with that?
She leaves her fuzz where she sat
Likes to do paw paws for a pat
Waits for me at the door mat
Passes u...

Adventureland

...Are you searching for a dragon, oh wee one on the sand,


          In amidst those grainy details that sparkle in your hand -


               A small monster there that wriggles, a minnow...

Aphorisms- Idiomatic Expressions

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*Aphorisms/ Idiomatic expressions*
(Short, pithy, instructive sayings passed down through the years)
Composed: by Tom Wright
7/12/2018

The man who coined the aphorism “Seize the Day”
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Timothy Dimwit

...Timothy Dimwit


Timothy Dimwit would not go to school
And all of his mates considered that cool
But Timothy Dimwit was never in school
And as a result he knew nothing at all

Timothy Dimwit ...

Mirage

...I once read a poem. It’s style was different than mine.  Then I thought.  Won’t it be nice to write about jacarandas & marigolds.  Spices and all that taste nice.  I reasoned.  Won’t my readers love ...

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