Sprat Poems - Poems about Sprat

...There’s a tabby ally cat And a very scabby rat And a vampire bat And a very hungry gnat And a horrid little brat And they lived in a flat Where a man in a hat Saw a stain on the mat It’s an a......Read the rest...

...Mary had a little lamp, Its bulb would nightly glow. It cast a white, but gentle light, So her pimples wouldn't show. Little Jack Horner tried to warn her, But she told him to go away. Left f......Read the rest...

...Not the protein, dear Rico, the fat! There’ll be no more wheat grass for Jack Sprat. That unhappy vegan Has gone Chrissy Teigen, Is now off clubbing seals with a bat. H/T to Wickless in ......Read the rest...

...It was a good morning until Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was a good morning until we got the call that Humpty Dumpty sat upon the wall. It was a good morning until Little Bo Beep has lost her......Read the rest...

...My husband likes to cook and that’s A lucky thing for me For I am the recipient Of his gastronomy. He hardly tastes what he prepares. His culinary skills Are aimed to please my palate; It’s ......Read the rest...

...Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse, Ran up the clock, But the crooked little man In his crooked little house, Who caught this crooked mouse After Humpty Dumpty's fall, Could not prevent the coming......Read the rest...

...I do love my cat She cuddles on my lap But throws up on my hat What am I to do with that? She leaves her fuzz where she sat Likes to do paw paws for a pat Waits for me at the door mat Passes u......Read the rest...

...Are you searching for a dragon, oh wee one on the sand, In amidst those grainy details that sparkle in your hand - A small monster there that wriggles, a minnow......Read the rest...

... *Aphorisms/ Idiomatic expressions* (Short, pithy, instructive sayings passed down through the years) Composed: by Tom Wright 7/12/2018 The man who coined the aphorism “Seize the Day” ......Read the rest...

...Timothy Dimwit Timothy Dimwit would not go to school And all of his mates considered that cool But Timothy Dimwit was never in school And as a result he knew nothing at all Timothy Dimwit ......Read the rest...

...I once read a poem. It’s style was different than mine. Then I thought. Won’t it be nice to write about jacarandas & marigolds. Spices and all that taste nice. I reasoned. Won’t my readers love ......Read the rest...

...The detective stood at the scene of the crime Gathering clues at the base of a wall Bits of eggshell were strewn all around Where Mr. Dumpty "fell" off the wall The week before there was an......Read the rest...

...I've got a dish of killifish I wish to eat that silly fish Baked, or fried in peanut oil Roasted, dried, or let to boil. Make me a star-gazy pie Take me to the Catfish Fry Lead me to the Chin......Read the rest...

...Brenda Chim Chim Cherie; Chimney happy as can be. While my many poems I am compiling, What you should be doing is smiling; Mind with load, Can corrode; Others may be fooling and beguiling. ......Read the rest...

...Fat cat There he sat pensive without smile Fat cat Got no hat Wearing not his style Fat cat Not Jack Sprat Thinks eating lean is vile Fat cat Ate a bat Now he's not agile Fat cat ......Read the rest...