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A truculent woman named Jools was discovered cheating at boules Tossing balls in the air Jools was heard to declare oh those rules are just made for fools! ***a little poetic licence as I understand boules is pronounced 'bull'*** 06-30-17

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Indiana Shaw

Date: 7/26/2017 6:27:00 PM

First I thought it said "Spoiled Sprat" that in itself got me thinking - but this is brill - I like a good laugh - cheered me up no end - popped in to find one of your flatulence poems - still arsing around looking for one - Indiana . . . ; )

Edward Mccall

Date: 7/9/2017 1:40:00 PM

A great little Limerick and some great word play with the title.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/9/2017 3:45:00 PM

Thanks Edward I had fun with this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Dan Cwiak

Date: 7/4/2017 11:29:00 AM

I only wish I had been as spoiled as you when I write...Very well done, Jan !

Jan Allison
Date: 7/4/2017 11:38:00 AM

lol thanks Dan:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 7/3/2017 4:57:00 PM

Both funny Limerick and picture bring suggestive thoughts to mind, Jan! I played this game in Paris with some elderly pensioners, and they kept changing the rules...I stood no chance of winning!! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 7/3/2017 5:40:00 PM

ha ha ha Paul your comment made me lol I can just imagine the fuss that would have been made had you won!:-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/2/2017 4:46:00 PM

haha. LOVE it, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/2/2017 4:48:00 PM

ha ha ha I'm glad you did lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 7/1/2017 2:45:00 PM

LOL, good one

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2017 3:32:00 PM

Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 6/30/2017 7:38:00 PM

And this Limerick is certainly not boules/bull, nice one Jan :) xx :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2017 2:03:00 AM

ha ha ha cheers James:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/30/2017 3:04:00 PM

- Rules can be broken with style ... when you have too many balls in the air - Fun one, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 3:05:00 PM

Thanks Anne Lise:-) have a fun weekend:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 6/30/2017 10:56:00 AM

A spoiled brat never obeys the rules...Nice limerick Jan..

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 11:22:00 AM

oh so true Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 6/30/2017 10:37:00 AM

I actually know someone who goes by the name Jools but spells it differently. This was fun Jan, it took balls to write this one. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 11:22:00 AM

lol at it took balls:-) I knew someone at school with the spelling Jules but have also seen Joolz and Jewels:-) Hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 6/30/2017 10:35:00 AM

Disgusted, her competitors quit, Jools whined like child, pitched a fit, she picked up her balls, which started a brawl, Then got her ass kicked lickety split:), I tried to keep it clean:)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 11:04:00 AM

ha ha ha DT very funny - sports can be so competitive lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 6/30/2017 10:32:00 AM

If you didn't tell us we wouldn't know

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 11:04:00 AM

LOL Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 6/30/2017 9:58:00 AM

"If you ain't cheat'n, you ain't try'n" boule on Juools, Ha!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 10:00:00 AM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Hardison

Date: 6/30/2017 9:33:00 AM

A first for me a poem about Jools. A funny thing! May be my innocents. Peace, Love and Joy

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 9:35:00 AM

Cheers John I usually use the same names in my poems such Sue, Pat, Mary and Tom and Roger it's good to have a change:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 6/30/2017 9:27:00 AM

Very clever title and limerick! I get it.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 11:23:00 AM

lol Tim Dale may regret agreeing for me to use his name lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith
Date: 6/30/2017 10:31:00 AM

Don't fail

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 9:37:00 AM

I'll have to have a try with the names Gail and Dale now - I tend to use the same names in many of my limericks lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 9:34:00 AM

lol Dale:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 6/30/2017 8:50:00 AM

Who is Jools to think she can change the rules? Shame on her! Well done dear, Jan to bring it to our attention! The rules we all declare should be also applied to Jools! Haha! I got a kick out of it dear, Jan! Hugs xx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 9:14:00 AM

lol Demetrios I'm glad my silly poem made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 6/30/2017 8:34:00 AM

Boo on Jools. I don't like cheaters. She sounds like a spoiled brat, I'd like to boil

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 8:43:00 AM

lol Lin:-) I thought the pic was hilarious with the woman with her hands on her hips and the guys hands - well that creased me up lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 6/30/2017 7:56:00 AM

That's not cheating, that's having fun! ;-0 Tis nice be of the age when rules are less constricting. Fun one! Huggggles ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2017 7:58:00 AM

lol John -I was watching a tv programme and wife of the chef Jamie Oliver is called Jools so I thought I would have a go at writing a poem using her name lol:-) hugs Jan xx