The Landlord Calls

There’s a tabby ally cat And a very scabby rat And a vampire bat And a very hungry gnat And a horrid little brat And they lived in a flat Where a man in a hat Saw a stain on the mat It’s an awful splat Like a small cow pat So we need to chat Because where we’re at And from where I’m sat There’s some tit for tat Like a democrat Or a diplomat With a caveat To avoid a spat Re your habitat There’s a well known stat When a pike meets sprat That the sprat says drat Can I pay for that And with cash begat… Secretariat