Spitball Poems - Poems about Spitball

...Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor? Ah... methinks legal tender could be a boon to help me bolster mein kampf with necessary material equipage, which prospect to acquire......Read the rest...

...The split level blinks at Chestnut End under twilight's tremble, ripping me, the oily menhaden bait, from the under boot The Chestnut dwellers bold interrogative flushes him down then......Read the rest...

...Acrostic Memory Acrostics introduced in fifth grade on a rainy winter afternoon Careful crafted choice of words written in lyric cadence hues Rhythmic flow like music class - songs of skaters wa......Read the rest...

...My dad is bigger than yours she said. It made me mad; I wished she was dead. Took my anger to my Uncle Ned. He started laughing, happy instead. Most serious now, sick in my head, Ran to my cou......Read the rest...

...Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor? Castaway stranded on figurative deserted island pitted with absolute zero salvation, sole recourse finds scant consolation with pray......Read the rest...

... A tale of two twins ... Kit: That sure was a mean swing, Dottie. You knocked it out of the park. You’re the Sultana of Swat. I love the way you ‘round the bases doing your cute duck......Read the rest...

...the upshot constituted a figurative straw that broke the virtual camels back where yours truly fingered as scape goat, who meekly, passively, and subserviently felt the stinging cr......Read the rest...

...Watching "Law and Order" and feeling a little bummed out I pick up the Times and see that my team - the NY Metropollitans have have lost Perhaps I should re - read the baseball ......Read the rest...

...The alarm clock brushed my teeth and then forced me to drink orange juice. As I looked out the window, a cement sky was pulling down the corners of my mouth. The newspaper on my front steps was wette......Read the rest...