Talking Trash

The alarm clock brushed my teeth and then forced me to drink orange juice.
As I looked out the window, a cement sky was pulling down the corners of my mouth.
The newspaper on my front steps was wetter than a spitball. Trying to read it was like trying to page through baklava, just not as tasty.
The coffee grinder handed me a bouquet and asked if I would like some help with the corners of my mouth. I cradled the steaming mug so I could feel the rays of sunshine in my hands.
As I headed out, the wind surprised me by throwing the door open and kissing me. Her lips were cold, but her breath was very fresh. I was mad at first, but must admit, it did feel good.
When I got to work, the building was talking trash to me, and I talked trash right back,
reminding him that I was close to retirement. That shut him up! I paused and then tightly grinned, knowing full well that someday I will miss them all.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Gauthier Avatar
October 26, 2017 at 8:21 AM
AWESOME POEM. Every line is a marvelous image exuding so much humour. A fave with me.
Guzzi Avatar
December 13, 2012 at 6:17 PM
What a fine write congrad's on your win. Light & Love
Brown Avatar
December 13, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Congratulations on your win Luke. Love, Carol
Gasun Avatar
December 13, 2012 at 8:07 AM
Many congratulations on your win, Luke! love and hugs, Leonora
Williams Avatar
December 13, 2012 at 2:53 AM
Luke congrats on your win, excellent...David
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December 13, 2012 at 12:36 AM
Congratulations on you no 1 spot Luke xx
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December 12, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Congratulations on your 1st place win.
Roberts Avatar
December 12, 2012 at 9:57 PM
Great write, congrats.........Seren
Richards Avatar
December 12, 2012 at 6:50 PM
So many ....too many to count, these personifcations are fantastic!! Congratulations on a joy well done!!
Bauer Avatar
December 10, 2012 at 6:45 PM
i enjoyed this very much. your imagery is very amusing and clever. nice one!
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