Letter to DOGE
...Dear Elon,
Keep up the good work, you’re the man! It’s so fun watching you and Donny drain the swamp. Give my best to the big fella and tell him thanks for fixing the border invasion. Amazing ...
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Categories:
spas, humorous,
Form: Prose
Off the sled
...On the night before Christmas got here,
Santa relapsed, got into the beer.
You might think he’s a saint;
after twelve, though, he ain’t.
On a rampage, he shot up the deer.
Only Rudolph did ma...
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Categories:
spas, addiction, christmas,
Form: Limerick
Clint's Host An Episode -1-
...Picked up Jane and we're walking to the balcony,
and shown where we'll be sitting as the crowds mose-in,
and there's some excitement 'neath the floor we had left,
sparked favored light a...
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Categories:
spas, analogy,
Form: Rhyme
Tight Bra Bringing and Started Springing Horn Haiku Sort Of
...Trump has been breaking laws
create and cause crime with his claws
prefers premiers and skinny shahs
rile up people with his paws
likes pulling at loose straws
at his hamburger always knaws
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Categories:
spas, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
Diet Or Die
...DIET OR DIE
Where have all the cookies gone
Long time passing
Where has all the candy gone
Some time ago
Where has all the cheesecakes gone
Fat girls have eaten every one
When will they ever...
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Categories:
spas, addiction, beauty, body, candy,
Form: Other
Big Puma Gammez
...From the Editers Page... Dear Whoretense
What are We Gonna Do
Bought to by
Ghemps Magic Tonic for Men
My ...
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Categories:
spas, inspirational, magic, marriage, song,
Form: Free verse
Water Sculptor
...Water Sculptor
Life stretches into abundant sheaths swelling with water,
Living breath of the selfless servant cascades through veins
Drawn into waterways of stalks and roots
Reaching – climbi...
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Categories:
spas, life, nature, water,
Form: Free verse
Endless
...Endless
Unbroken, never breached, eternity,
“Endless” mystery in billowing plumes of forgiveness
With mercy “bottomless” black holes of torment and terror
Turned inside out - binding “limitless...
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Categories:
spas, god, life,
Form: Free verse
Atlanta Shootings
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There were some more hate crimes the other day.
Eight unfortunate victims had their lives blown away.
The murders happened at spas around Atlanta.
This is the largest city in the southea...
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Categories:
spas, discrimination, murder,
Form: Rhyme
What You Don'T Know About My Adhd
...I am random, I am impulsive
I speak truth you dont let slip
the first thought and look like a dick
It causes embarrassment yet I live
& this is not a one off event
everyday in some way present...
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Categories:
spas, mental illness,
Form: Rhyme
You Stupid Spas All the Things Asarah Has
...let it be spoke
you are a joke
you've got no life
you've got no bloke
you've got no brains
you've got no hope
you've got no humour
you are a user
and you're useless
with no looks
with no l...
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Categories:
spas, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Modern Day Apocalypse
...Here we all are
In this modern day apocalypse.
Social distancing, stay at home....
Virtual friends, virtual workouts,
Virtual jobs, virtual schools.
What would we do without the internet?
Bor...
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Categories:
spas, city, environment, health, hope,
Form: Free verse
I Live To Remember
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My mind a thick fog, a thick fog so deep,
it threatens to submerge my thoughts.
I know not why, or how, or even who,
for the fog makes me it's puppet.
It stutters and now I.
It f...
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Categories:
spas, death, family, farewell, goodbye,
Form: Free verse
Pride With a Y
...Everything going on in the hotel is known and controlled by me.
Disturbances, unplanned interruptions, or unscheduled events don't happen.
Anything that should happen, will.
Anything that shouldn'...
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Categories:
spas, dark, horror, pride, sin,
Form: Free verse
7 Minute Reply, Battle Rap With Brenda Chiri
...Battle Rap With Brenda Chiri
Brenda Chiri don't try me
It's not old and told,
same gun, bullets roll,
pull it hole
strolling rhymes,
quick time,
literally laying these words at pace
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Categories:
spas, funny, giggle, hip hop,
Form: Rhyme
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