Big Puma Gammez

From the Editers Page... Dear Whoretense
                           What are We Gonna Do
                                    Bought to by
                       Ghemps Magic Tonic for Men


My pen pal of several months
Wishes to marry me.
He seemly thinks
He has found his
Certain someone
Some presumly speaking
Is me.

How do I tell him, I have
several others, who adore
my aquaitance and company.
Though we have shared numerous
Exchanges and dates,( the luxury spas
Of $@$@$-$@$@!) I find only interest
in being elusive of his wanting me. He
told me he was both flutist and bassoonist.
I thought he was a liar to have me impressed,
I found in addition he is both maestro and
conducted to a very well known Song House.
My others find my being with him, both
Invasive and concerning!
Dear Whoretence, what am I gonna do?
 
Sincerely,
Madam Guesser
Sultry Evasive Woman
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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