Humorous Son Poems

I went for my early morning run,
just me and my young son.
It was to be a lot of fun,
then home for a hot cross bun.
We...

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My son raced to the bathroom
And I could not get in
He’s far too quick and wily
For me to conquer him

But fathers have their methods too
So...

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You have two great grandchildren
And a really great, great son
You’re probably wondering who that is
But I would be the one!

My humility is legendary
They’ll sing of...

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It seems strange now that I did not see
as I joined the dots one, two, and three.
Even through numbers four, five and six,
there was nothing...

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The Knight was knit on a knockout night. 
A batch of bare bears within blissful sight. 
Right rowed rode on rigorous royal insight. 
Whither or wither, writ warned...

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The figurative nail hit on the hirsute covered head!

Eventually vices will witness me crow king
cough'n affliction caw hearse courtesy 
smok'n since me yay high,
hence appellation...

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the big hot sun  
work for one   
now for fun 
we can run 
yes my son 
you have won  
playtime is...

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When Momma said, 'Wash with soap'
     I heard, somehow, 'Watch the soaps'

   She'd come and turn the TV off,...

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mothers day pilot pam bass

feeling a bit bored and crass

flew east in a wink

right into the drink

losing her sons boarding pass.
...

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My son draws images 
On a scroll-like object 
Storyboarding
At the age of five
He is learning that time is linear
When it isn't
He loves his watch 
How...

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He can't get over it
But what
I need 
To do
Is get over it
I need to do the work

When he came home from
School and explained to 
Me
Why...

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I miss your face, those eyes of blue
Your silly sense of humour
The humorous  things you say and do

I miss our serious conversations
Of honesty and...

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Driving self-maneuvered wheels with delight
Exuberant freedom pushes his might
Thrilled midst propelling zest
Conquering ailment pest
Special child cheers Mom in her prayer* flight.

*Philippians 4:6 Be careful for...

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Every time I do a smell
I think it's cool, somehow just swell,
I turn around and look to see
If they caught on it was me.
I cast...

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we're in a cafe and he's unsure if he can
finish his slice of CAKE, one of those 
fondant numbers and so we've made an arrangement
which...

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