Humorous Soldier Poems
These Humorous Soldier poems are examples of Soldier poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Soldier Humorous poems written by international poets.
AntiquesSee dazzling bowls and vessels, pots of brass
Old copper kettles, cups of gold, and chiming clock
Porcelain statuettes, fake Tiffanies, stained glass
Oak storage towers, ivories of...
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Categories:
soldier, engagement, horror, humorous, symbolism,
Range StewAll lined up
In a single c rank
Twenty two cans of beer fit
Inside the barrel of a tank,
And driving a tank
Is an exhilarating thrill?
But at times...
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Categories:
drink, food, humorous, soldier,
I Was a Soldier's SoldierThe cavalry charged, leading the way
The infantry advanced, joining the fray
As for me, I was up to...
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Categories:
humorous, me, soldier, technology,
Big SurpriseA young fellow soldier from Kentucky
He considered himself rather lucky
Stationed at Ft. Knox,
Opened a vault box
But, alas, it was empty … how sucky!
written October 11,...
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Categories:
humorous, soldier,
Welcome HomeWelcome home the family has missed you Dad come down now ...
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Categories:
dad, mom, soldier, today,
To Follow, Or Not To FollowI saluted in front of him and vowed,
“Sir, I’ll follow you anywhere, sir.”
The Lieutenant roared,
“You can’t follow in front of me.
Get to...
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Categories:
funny, humorous, satire, soldier,
General SoldierThe brave general
it's just and simply, badly
mere number soldier ......
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Categories:
soldier, allegory, allusion, analogy, humorous,
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Art Museum A funny thing happened on the way to the Art Museum,
I saw a seagull fly above a man wearing a soldier’s beret.
He landed...
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Categories:
humorous, soldier,
Sgt Shultz Defense
He knew how to keep his job:
Follow orders,
speak to superiors only when spoken to
And always give a subservient nod
His grandfather taught his father,
and his father...
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Categories:
humorous, patriotic, soldier, war,
Pseudo CriminalPseudo Criminal
Spic and span
Washing laundry like dirty guacamole cash
In Miami sand..... buried hidden Latin trash
Hurray for the tango so grand
Pseudo criminals holding poetic book
When everyone...
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Categories:
soldier, character, humorous, imagery, music,
Playing HumanIntroducing: Nate & Linda
The smile on my lips
is forced and coerced
I pretend to pay attention
give the best possible advice
everyone praises me
I'm so kind, polite and...
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Categories:
soldier, humanity, humorous, life, pride,
My Little Soldier BoyGary, you are my little soldier boy,
who died on Veteran's Day. ('83)
My sunny, golden-haired soldier boy,
that I still miss in every way.
You had just turned...
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Categories:
soldier, child, death, remember, boy,
MarinesAn aspiring marine
is assuredly green,
but he's not as much green
as a drowned marine.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014...
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Categories:
soldier, color, death, humorous, men,
The Smartest CavaliersThe smartest cavaliers at the command 'To horse!'
contrive to be in time for both a horse and whores.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014...
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Categories:
soldier, horse, humorous, men, military,
The Mojo TrickThe Mojo Trick
Loch David Crane
June 1979
Sweat-sticky and hot! The P. I. is not
a comfortable place to be;
but sit here and perspire (as though by the...
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Categories:
soldier, absence, how i feel,