Pseudo Criminal

Pseudo Criminal Spic and span Washing laundry like dirty guacamole cash In Miami sand..... buried hidden Latin trash Hurray for the tango so grand Pseudo criminals holding poetic book When everyone knows they are the crooks The underbelly of wrong upbringings Margaritas tasting as sour as the opera lady singing Her pimp smiles with undisguised guile For after dusk he will do as he must Pseudo criminals lurking with pseudo lusts Full of their pseudo charms that are sure to disgust Criminals and cowards share the same dance Brave with words and at first danger seeping pants They have convictions in their crimes Some have even two Beware the criminals lurking around you Brought to you by Sesame Street Poetry Today’s poem was sponsored by the word “Pseudo” and the number “2”