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Sod Off Poems - Poems about Sod Off
Sod Off Poems - Examples of all types of poems about sod off to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
short, long, best, and famous
examples for sod off.
Fake News - Sod Off You
...Fake News It’s not all about you Because I can see, hear and preach it too I can fake it just as well To tell the stories others tell Lies or truth well where’s the proof Cause I ca......
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Damian Keady
Categories:
sod off,
funny,
Form:
Free verse
Sex of My Preferred Child
...If I was ever to be blessed With the gift of an only child And I was given the option To choose the sex also too I would choose to have a baby girl I know a Father is supposed to want a boy ......
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©
Christopher Flaherty
Categories:
sod off,
children,
Form:
Free verse
Red Tape
...Asset rich and cash poor Farming’s now a constant war Stupid rules; I’ve had enough It’s getting hard and bloody rough. More rules and forms come everyday A thousand bastards want their say! ......
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Mark Woods
Categories:
sod off,
anger, animal, environment, farm,
Form:
Rhyme
A One Eyed Golpher In a Cactus Patch
...A One Eyed Golpher In A Cactus Patch He travels beneath the sod off the spiral scene Feeling a bit frantic from the chase he gasps for air Only to shed a single tear to help numb the inner pai......
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©
Mario Vitale
Categories:
sod off,
beach, beautiful, beauty, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse
My Encounter With An Ant
...MY ENCOUNTER WITH AN ANT..... I am a real little old lady, I walked along a street so shady, Had an encounter with a tiny ant, To him I appeared such a giant, He trod among the leaves so plian......
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©
Julie Grenness
Categories:
sod off,
anger, bullying, confusion, insect,
Form:
Free verse
Dancing For Fun
...I'm doing a little highland dancing and I've gone commando under my kilt I lay down my claymore Then dance around the hilt . but I slipped and did the splits Now I'm only slightly built . Da......
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©
Darren Watson
Categories:
sod off,
funny,
Form:
Verse
Ode To Blah
...Blah Blah Blah I’m sorry, what did you say? Blah di Blah Blah di Blah Blah di Blah Whatever Blah di Blah di Blah Blah di Blah di Blah Blah di Blah di Blah This is complete nonsen......
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©
Junaid Khan
Categories:
sod off,
Form:
Light Verse
True Love
...True love. An elderly Scotsman is dying. He is lying in his bed. When he thinks he smells home baking, or is it in his head? With all of the strength he can muster, he reaches his bedr......
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©
Ned Flanders
Categories:
sod off,
devotionhome, home,
Form:
Rhyme
Gettin Old - Wot Me?
...In the words of the great Bard, "Alas". But enough of Shakespeare my friends. For it has come to pass That half a century and yet five more Years that is, not my cricket score. Have gone beneath......
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©
Mike Youds
Categories:
sod off,
imagination, inspirational, life, old,
Form:
Bio