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Snotty Poems - Poems about Snotty

Snotty Poems - Examples of all types of poems about snotty to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for snotty.
Premium Member A Gifted Moment
...A moment gifted by nature's mother Frozen still- we both stared No doubt, who will break first- crossed both our minds His tail that quickly rose, drooped- adagio He feared me not, nor I- hi......Read More
Categories: snotty, animal,
Form: Free verse



Toddler
...There’s glue in my plug sockets Chewed pasta in my pockets Lollipops always stuck under my shelf Oh my love, you are a naughty little elf Crayons and paint colour the dogs bed And again, tod......Read More
Categories: snotty, child, childhood, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Sally Jo
...A drab forty something, mother of six snotty noses, tie dyed shirt two sizes too small. Nipples poking through the thin cloth. Fuzzy pink slippers and yoga pants, ass like the surface of the m......Read More
Categories: snotty, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Laugh
...Laughter at its fair best brings reddened eyes, shining tears, and snotty noses beats the rest Chuckle or snort among the riot of roses report so laugh none opposes gaffe! Laughter a......Read More
Categories: snotty, feelings, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Image of Deja Vu
...The image of the letters of Déjà Vu Tells it true. The eyebrows of the 'e' and 'a' cast a frown, with the 'j' the snotty nose in between. Its the face ......Read More
Categories: snotty, destiny, memory,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Not the Owl and the Pussycat
...I saw the paper and said “you have to be kidding, right?” For there on the front page was owl and pussy cat, right in sight. They are not THE owl and the pussy cat, someone said in a snotty way. B......Read More
Categories: snotty, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ballad of Big Lu
...was once a dance hall girl named big Lu she made men feel happy too had an ache? she knew what to do she worked in a saloon called little blue most wives were jealous of Big Lu she gave no les......Read More
Categories: snotty, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Ballad
Bradly Spills His Beads
...He had a sneaky tongue, it bent around his molars like a serpentine noodle. His Adams apple was an ever-shifting abacus that calculated words as if they were untethered beads. Mathematics were......Read More
Categories: snotty, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Depends
...In this poem-request, I hope I don't sound overly pushy or snotty :-) But I pray more Depends can be donated so old people can go potty!......Read More
Categories: snotty, age, care, family, grandfather,
Form: Couplet
Failed Suicide
...The failed suicide. He sat on the edge of a cliff, feet dangling in the air the view was spectacular could see as far as only eagles could could, and to think he had come here to end his life S......Read More
Categories: snotty, blessing, deep, flying,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Who Needs Flour
...Flour, who needs it? I do! The cupcakes yell. And me! Agreed the pie crust. Me! Hollered brownies. Me! Me! Me! The chili screamed. Why do you need flour? Questioned the tomatoes. The other so......Read More
Categories: snotty, food, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Fine Host
...I'm a fine host whose good heart is spacious But some thoughts I let in are pugnacious They're snotty and rude Playing golf with my mood It's a curse being giving and gracious 11/23/22......Read More
Categories: snotty, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Magaga Goo Goo
...Patriotic Americans are disgusted with Trump news every morn, all shaking their heads in disbelief at the prick who is a thorn. With such an arrogant mien, his character is one of a pooh ba......Read More
Categories: snotty, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mr Cat Was Lured Into the Woods
...Mr. Cat knew it all; he had opinions upon opinions. He caused a ruckus in every corner of his town. Did not care; it was his way – devil’s advocate With a devil’s cat tongue. The other cats wer......Read More
Categories: snotty, cat,
Form: Free verse
If Only He Would Go Away
...We rather wish that someone would lead him to a tree. They can be so useful for life and death. He might look more elegant from a distance. But this one decides to join us ......Read More
Categories: snotty, evil, horror, lost love,
Form: Free verse

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