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Snotty Poems - Poems about Snotty


Premium MemberHim I pity


	He knows not what is good for him	
	You all know him, his name is Jim				
	Uses his class bench as his cot		
	What is good for him, he knows not	

	He likes to live in his own trench		
	As his cot, uses his class bench		
	I teach him in life how to thrive		
	In his own trench, he likes to live

	He’s
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Categories: snotty, 5th grade,
Form: Quatrain

Premium Membersnippy snotty persnickety uptight and mean

my co-workers were snippy, snotty, persnickety, uptight and mean.
I had been discounting this for some time, but could not ignore any longer.
quitting my job was the right thing for me; I did not belong with mean girls.
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Categories: snotty, women,
Form: Free verse



If Only He Would Go Away

We rather wish that someone would
     lead him to a tree.
They can be so useful
     for life and death.
He might look more elegant
     from a distance.

But this one decides to join us
     in this bar,
sits at our table, displaying
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Categories: snotty, evil, horror, lost love,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberTries To Act Snotty

Covers up bad feelings about herself
Her essence pushes people away
Showing the world her fierceness
Actually insecure
Valiant cover up
Tries to act snotty
Always alone
Arrogant
Haughty
Snob
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Snob
Haughty
Arrogant
Always alone
Tries to act snotty
Valiant Cover up
Actually insecure
Showing the world her fierceness
Her essence pushes people away
Covers up bad feelings about herself
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Categories: snotty, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Etheree

Premium MemberSnotty Nose

Is this just a curse that follows me around?
For I’m only five years old, three feet off the ground,
Playing inside or out, I get the sniffles bad,
I wish this was a nose I never had!

I sniffle all day, as the green slime grows,
Where it comes from? Nobody knows.
I wipe the snot on my right shirt
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Categories: snotty, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Snotty

There was a man so debonair
That he held his nose high in the air.

When he tripped in a pool
And looked like a fool,

He said: "I really jumped in on a dare."
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Categories: snotty, humor, nonsense, pride, water,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberSnotty Haughty Sea Turtle

Snotty haughty sea turtle.
Stuck up
Barely speaking to other sea creatures
Much ado about nothing

Snotty haughty sea turtle
Mean to others
For decades
Now trying to pretend you are not haughty?

Snotty haughty sea turtle
Waving now
Pretending you have a heart
Might as well go back into your shell.

Snotty haughty sea turtle.
Too late
Too arrogant.
Too you.
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Categories: snotty, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberCat Mama's One-Up Each Other

My cat is picky; my cat is persnickety.
My cat likes to play with mice; my cat's best friend is a snake.
My cat is aloof; my cat is stuck up.
My cat ignores me; my cat writes me hate notes.
My cat is snotty; my cat is snobbish.
My cat is my best friend; my cat is my only
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Categories: snotty, cat,
Form: Light Verse

Premium MemberShe Is Taking My Friends Away

She is taking all my friends away.
Something I commonly hear.
Daily.

And it is weird but
As soon as it happens
The victim wants no other friend
But that one.

Crazy?
Yes,
But so
Third grade!
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Categories: snotty, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberSnotty Nose Little Brats

Not happy I've reached my golden years
But one thing I am happy about
No snotty nose little brats runnin' round
Don't get what they want, they pout

Life's so tough you poor little buggers
You'll find out one of these days
It's not always about what you guys want
It's for YOUR little brats you must pay

Money for this thing, money
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Categories: snotty, children, parents,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Reflection on the Important Things