Snotty Poems - Poems about Snotty

...the persnickety, snooty, snotty cat queen put on airs as if there were not a ridiculous succulent on her head I watched her climb those red-carpeted prissy throne stairs and thought she must be lo......Read the rest...

... "Hey buddies. so what are we doing !" Looks around and the clique has snotty faces on, pedigree pinkies in the air. "You are not one of we, the beautiful approved ones. You are uncultured a......Read the rest...

...A head cold in December and the sun is brilliantly high pinned to a sky-blue sky. He needs an image for this distressed kind of joy, a banana shaped image full of starch and potassium, one wi......Read the rest...

...A moment gifted by nature's mother Frozen still- we both stared No doubt, who will break first- crossed both our minds His tail that quickly rose, drooped- adagio He feared me not, nor I- hi......Read the rest...

...There’s glue in my plug sockets Chewed pasta in my pockets Lollipops always stuck under my shelf Oh my love, you are a naughty little elf Crayons and paint colour the dogs bed And again, tod......Read the rest...

...A drab forty something, mother of six snotty noses, tie dyed shirt two sizes too small. Nipples poking through the thin cloth. Fuzzy pink slippers and yoga pants, ass like the surface of the m......Read the rest...

...Laughter at its fair best brings reddened eyes, shining tears, and snotty noses beats the rest Chuckle or snort among the riot of roses report so laugh none opposes gaffe! Laughter a......Read the rest...

...The image of the letters of Déjà Vu Tells it true. The eyebrows of the 'e' and 'a' cast a frown, with the 'j' the snotty nose in between. Its the face ......Read the rest...

...I saw the paper and said “you have to be kidding, right?” For there on the front page was owl and pussy cat, right in sight. They are not THE owl and the pussy cat, someone said in a snotty way. B......Read the rest...

...was once a dance hall girl named big Lu she made men feel happy too had an ache? she knew what to do she worked in a saloon called little blue most wives were jealous of Big Lu she gave no les......Read the rest...

...He had a sneaky tongue, it bent around his molars like a serpentine noodle. His Adams apple was an ever-shifting abacus that calculated words as if they were untethered beads. Mathematics were......Read the rest...

...In this poem-request, I hope I don't sound overly pushy or snotty :-) But I pray more Depends can be donated so old people can go potty!......Read the rest...

...The failed suicide. He sat on the edge of a cliff, feet dangling in the air the view was spectacular could see as far as only eagles could could, and to think he had come here to end his life S......Read the rest...

...Flour, who needs it? I do! The cupcakes yell. And me! Agreed the pie crust. Me! Hollered brownies. Me! Me! Me! The chili screamed. Why do you need flour? Questioned the tomatoes. The other so......Read the rest...

...I'm a fine host whose good heart is spacious But some thoughts I let in are pugnacious They're snotty and rude Playing golf with my mood It's a curse being giving and gracious 11/23/22......Read the rest...