Him I pity
He knows not what is good for him
You all know him, his name is Jim
Uses his class bench as his cot
What is good for him, he knows not
He likes to live in his own trench
As his cot, uses his class bench
I teach him in life how to thrive
In his own trench, he likes to live
He’s
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Categories:
snotty, 5th grade,
Form: Quatrain
snippy snotty persnickety uptight and mean
my co-workers were snippy, snotty, persnickety, uptight and mean.
I had been discounting this for some time, but could not ignore any longer.
quitting my job was the right thing for me; I did not belong with mean girls.
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Categories:
snotty, women,
Form: Free verse
If Only He Would Go Away
We rather wish that someone would
lead him to a tree.
They can be so useful
for life and death.
He might look more elegant
from a distance.
But this one decides to join us
in this bar,
sits at our table, displaying
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Categories:
snotty, evil, horror, lost love,
Form: Free verse
Tries To Act Snotty
Covers up bad feelings about herself
Her essence pushes people away
Showing the world her fierceness
Actually insecure
Valiant cover up
Tries to act snotty
Always alone
Arrogant
Haughty
Snob
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Snob
Haughty
Arrogant
Always alone
Tries to act snotty
Valiant Cover up
Actually insecure
Showing the world her fierceness
Her essence pushes people away
Covers up bad feelings about herself
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Categories:
snotty, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Etheree
Snotty Nose
Is this just a curse that follows me around?
For I’m only five years old, three feet off the ground,
Playing inside or out, I get the sniffles bad,
I wish this was a nose I never had!
I sniffle all day, as the green slime grows,
Where it comes from? Nobody knows.
I wipe the snot on my right shirt
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Categories:
snotty, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Snotty
There was a man so debonair
That he held his nose high in the air.
When he tripped in a pool
And looked like a fool,
He said: "I really jumped in on a dare."
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Categories:
snotty, humor, nonsense, pride, water,
Form: Limerick
Snotty Haughty Sea Turtle
Snotty haughty sea turtle.
Stuck up
Barely speaking to other sea creatures
Much ado about nothing
Snotty haughty sea turtle
Mean to others
For decades
Now trying to pretend you are not haughty?
Snotty haughty sea turtle
Waving now
Pretending you have a heart
Might as well go back into your shell.
Snotty haughty sea turtle.
Too late
Too arrogant.
Too you.
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Categories:
snotty, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Cat Mama's One-Up Each Other
My cat is picky; my cat is persnickety.
My cat likes to play with mice; my cat's best friend is a snake.
My cat is aloof; my cat is stuck up.
My cat ignores me; my cat writes me hate notes.
My cat is snotty; my cat is snobbish.
My cat is my best friend; my cat is my only
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Categories:
snotty, cat,
Form: Light Verse
She Is Taking My Friends Away
She is taking all my friends away.
Something I commonly hear.
Daily.
And it is weird but
As soon as it happens
The victim wants no other friend
But that one.
Crazy?
Yes,
But so
Third grade!
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Categories:
snotty, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Free verse
Snotty Nose Little Brats
Not happy I've reached my golden years
But one thing I am happy about
No snotty nose little brats runnin' round
Don't get what they want, they pout
Life's so tough you poor little buggers
You'll find out one of these days
It's not always about what you guys want
It's for YOUR little brats you must pay
Money for this thing, money
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Categories:
snotty, children, parents,
Form: Quatrain