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Snotty Nose Little Brats

Not happy I've reached my golden years But one thing I am happy about No snotty nose little brats runnin' round Don't get what they want, they pout Life's so tough you poor little buggers You'll find out one of these days It's not always about what you guys want It's for YOUR little brats you must pay Money for this thing, money for that Can I borrow the car tonight Long as you bring it back without any dents Or else it's back to your bike Oh and no beer stains on the back seat either Very important client to meet Wouldn't want him smelling like a brewery Wining and dining him this week Well we all go through this sooner or later The lucky ones, their kids they did sell The old folks with big smiles on their faces Or else they just peed themselves But what would we do without these guys They add so much joy to our lives With all the ups and down of parenthood They add joy to our bumpy drive © Jack Ellison 2013
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Jones Avatar
November 9, 2013 at 8:41 PM
Yeah the kids I know inspire some great stories!!!! Cute Jack...
Ellison Avatar
November 9, 2013 at 9:01 PM
They add so much joy to our lives... how dull would it be without 'em!!! Love ya... xoxoxox
Eastman Avatar
November 9, 2013 at 9:24 AM
At a certain age WE become the kids... I'm there... but it's Dragon's fault... He gets in more trouble than all the others combined! The other day he got Dogasaurus to dump a load on a policeman's car! Why you ask? Because he would't give him a ride with the siren blasting! It's too small Dragon!... He had to clean it off so peed on it til it was all gone... The policeman's face was amazing! I gave him money for 3 trips thru the car wash. It was Dragons' allowance. Wait til he finds out!
Ellison Avatar
November 9, 2013 at 11:08 AM
You are right... I like playing with toys again! But they're big people toys! LOL xoxoxox
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