Humorous Snake Poems

Where is your daughter? I asked my new neighbor.
The four-year-old or the ten-year-old?
The one who wants to show me her pet snake.
Oh, that’s Charming. She...

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Limericks IV - Donald Trump

The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back...

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A hognose snake was in my bed.
I might have been scared except she was dead.
The dog turned her over and promptly said
I always thought their...

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It was a cottonmouth they said.
I pictured a dentist pushing a bunch of cotton in my mouth.
After they had put my gums through torture.

“I hate...

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I had never been camping in the wild before,
For my husband, a holiday he always did adore,
Wanted to take his wife to explore,
Brushed campside, clean...

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A snake, peacock, dragon, and fish egg walk into a bar…
What color was the fish egg?  How big was it? Where did it come...

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One day, Myopic Milo; went slithering across the street; and met with some misfortune; as a car, he tried to greet.

It really sent him flying;...

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Roll the dice now...
hope for six, not a seven.
Crapped out, snake eyes!...

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Do not be an asp!
I say to my husband.
Putting him immediately into argument-ive mode.

Asp, I said Asp I shriek with glee 
As he heads toward...

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A man from Bancock
Got a exscruisiating nasty shock
For he was sat on the throne
But he was not alone 
A very large snake
came up from the...

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