You'Re An Asp

Do not be an asp!
I say to my husband.
Putting him immediately into argument-ive mode.

Asp, I said Asp I shriek with glee 
As he heads toward me 
With a super angry face, to dismount and unload.

He stops at the couch.
Asp like a venomous snake? He asks me.
Yes, like a wonderful, Cleopatra-like, wonderful cobra, see?

And just how is that better? He asks me, in a dangerous way.
“Asps are handsome, determined, eager-to-please,” I happily say.

We both know I’m making this up on the fly.
We almost laugh when we catch each other’s eye.

He smiles. You’re an asp, he says. 
Yes, I am, but not as much as Inez.


Submitted on 4-30-2018
Contest: ASP by Anthony Slausen
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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May 1, 2018 at 8:51 AM
Lol, that was a close one Caren! A fun humorous one for the contest; Good luck in it!~Che :)
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