Smart Ass Poems - Poems about Smart Ass

...Until we came to live in Madrid We lived with my parents in Vallelado from Segovia Where my parents had a henhouse On the outskirts of town On the left bank of the Arroyo del Horcajo Sheltered b......

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... I thought: why not write a love poem, everyone is doing it, how hard can it be? First, I need a woman (let's not drag my wife into this exercise), a pet dog or cat perhaps. Maybe......

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...Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action... when president elect Donald John Trump sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge. "I do solemnly swear (or affirm......

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...Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action... when president elect Donald John Trump sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge. "I do solemnly swear (or affirm......

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...Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action... when president elect Donald John Trump sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge. "I do solemnly swear (or affirm......

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...Was I never enough or was I always too much? Or was I just right there missing your touch? How could you break it through Life gave you life but placed these crazy challenges Upon you You had m......

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...Will soon be eighty-eight, not a great idea To shovel snow anymore The danger of a heart attack is ever present Certainly not something to ignore Up in our brains we're still young as e......

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...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......

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...big eyed owl all puffed up tormented by wind whistling tree branches tick tock of clock tower dog wolfs himself up identical black cat howlers tug of war puffing spurting spitting sneaky......

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...A new year has rounded the corner, with grave news hard on its heels. A father's friend at kinship's dawn, a clan's family, by life's sudden dusk. In so many respects my father's twin, he coul......

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...King darius escaped to save his a-s Smart move smart decision low pitch bass There is no need to be nice Think again think twice and think thrice What lesson do we learn? Run escape take you tur......

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...I was the official jar opener in our house Until this jar of Bick's Pickled Beets Knocked me off my perch Mr. He-Man here is now fighting off severe depression It's a conspiracy, cause I ......

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...darn cat found my secret stash of "catnip" AP: 2nd place 2021 Posted on March 13, 2021......

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...Undocumented Warrior By George W. Clever-----2002 I sneaked into this country on moccasin feet No one knew I was here Till one day someone asked Where is your C.D.I.B. card? Putting on ......

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...The task master walked into the room of hopeful job applicants. All the blacks over there, he said, pointing. No one moved. All the whites over there, he said, pointing. No one moved. All the peo......

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