Best Smart Ass Poems

There once was a lad who loved to eat soup
He made it with beans so he'd always poop
   He'd let out a fart
   His **** it would SMART
~ Yet his friends thought him a big nincompoop...

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darn cat
found my secret stash
of "catnip"



AP: 2nd place 2021

Posted on March 13, 2021...

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King darius escaped to save his a-s
Smart move smart decision low pitch bass
There is no need to be nice
Think again think twice and think thrice
What lesson do we learn?
Run escape take you turn.....

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Hungry for a chump to do as I say
a stupid little man to simply look the other way

A well endowed stallion who breaks me off everyday
some sprung guy that gives me money before he goes away

Hungry for a hunk, like the finest thing to see
a...

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