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Funny Smart Poems

These Funny Smart poems are examples of Smart poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Smart Funny poems written by international poets.

2 B Or Not 2 B Funny Or Smart
Up until recently

When I was growing up

All I ever wanted to be was considered funny

And recently I discovered that is in fact

What people thought of...

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Categories: smart, funny, humor,

Premium Member Smart Stuff
I got a smart phone
And bought some Smart food
Smart razor, smart comb
Got my wife a smart boob
Whenever it’s squeezed
Coz we’re in the mood
Ten minutes later

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Categories: funny, smart, technology,

Cooked Goose
You know the old saying your goose is cooked
Whenever I hear that I really get shooked
I hear there's some truth to that nasty old saying

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Categories: smart, bird, cute, food, funny,

Trash Talking At It's Finest
The continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...

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Categories: smart, anger, art, confidence, conflict,

Premium Member Smart Ass Cat
darn cat
found my secret stash
of "catnip"

AP: 2nd place 2021

Posted on March 13, 2021...

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Categories: smart, cat, fun, funny, word

Premium Member Oh That Will - Tb
Our big happy 
family, since 
granny left will!

NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.

Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020...

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Categories: smart, crazy, family, fun, funny,

Premium Member My Turn To Cook
My wife said to me
She didn't feel well,
And if I don't mind, would I cook.
I told her to lay down
And have a good rest,
While I...

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Categories: funny, humorous, nice, smart,

She Is Too Dumb To Understand How I'Ve Won
(ex boss)

funny how I've won and got the better
you won for twelve years now I'll win forever
cuz I'm in the right and you're just not...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: smart,

Premium Member Confused Miles
Confused Miles

are too far away. 
I live here and you live there. 
The world, 
smaller all the time, 
but still. 

Parts are on fire. 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: smart, addiction, america, angel, fantasy,

Premium Member 925

They are pure silver, 
and have no idea. 
They are humble and kind, 
pray for each other, 
and welcome strangers.

Yet polished or aged, 
vintage of...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: smart, allah, bird, courage, divorce,

A Smart Kid I Once Knew - Not Funny Comedy, Stayed Alive In Poetry
I have always been curious about people from Kurdistan
I wonder why they are called kurds
I wonder when the kurds would become keese
Just like curd becomes...

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Categories: smart, boy, feelings, fun, funny

Premium Member It Looks Like a Wristwatch But
It looks like a wristwatch but they are different now.
Not a wristwatch at all. A computer, an I-pad, an I-pod,
A diving board, a sewing machine,...

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Categories: smart, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Called Me a Player So I Played Ya
Just now I took a minute to myself
reflecting it's going well
re-step well if I'm a belt
I'm holding up but my former self
in stealth hiding in...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: conflict, corruption, crazy, smart,

Mr Epic Generic and Dj Cliche
Derek and Eric said I'm Generic, 
a weird name but I'll wear it,
I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original 
like the South Park ginger kid,

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: metaphor, smart, word play,

I ask thee
Why I am speaking

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Categories: smart, funny, humor, irony, language,