2 B Or Not 2 B Funny Or Smart

Up until recently When I was growing up All I ever wanted to be was considered funny And recently I discovered that is in fact What people thought of me And how they would describe me All along Who knew And the reason maybe why I thought this Was because I was lead to believe That what woman find to most attracted About men is if they are funny And can make them laugh And I thought I was the one Who was supposed to be funny And make jokes Well that was an absolute ripper Funny Ha ha ha I am still laughing at that 1 till today Boy did I make girls laugh Some nearly went as far as to wet themselves Literally when all I had to do was ask them out But it never once managed to get me a date Now all I want to be is to considered smart Not that that will get me anymore dates Or make me any more appealing Or attractive to women The my main reason is So I am not stupid enough To be taken in and believe In things that are quite clearly obviously Practical jokes in theory Or my version anyway Intended to make funny people such as I Who make the ladies laugh all day So much so they want to pee Not want to go out with the likes of me Because although I may well be funny Come to think of it Buying into and believing that Is actually very funny indeed Unfortunately what it also points out as well It doesn't appear to make me seem very smart Now does it In actual fact it makes me come across As more like a clown