Slobbering Poems - Poems about Slobbering

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...It’s Monday afternoon, the first day after Fall Break. Several of my suitemates are here, relaxing a bit before we hit the dining hall and then scatter, like debris from a bomb. There are a zillion t......Read the rest...

...“Words speak volumes” even the few, or the one when chosen wisely – let us not confound quality with quantity – like an honest kiss on a barren cheek at the right time trumps a delu......Read the rest...

...A show supposed to be classic But watchers' cheap applause did seek The actors, no exception, sick: Long the rude point in mind shall stick... Why choose the slobbering walker And mimic the la......Read the rest...

...Recently I’ve been thinking about that 8 foot plot of land outside of Heathers that my parents buried my grandfather in. It’s amazing how many tulips and roses can fit in an 8 foot plot of land. ......Read the rest...

...Oh, meaty mothballs! as opposed to mothy meatballs Alternatively - slobbering sloth-balls! instead of sloppy moth-calls Stupid refrigerator! as opposed to dumb incinerator A......Read the rest...

...They shut off our power for about 3 hours To make needed repairs they say D'ya know how that affects our daily routine Like our arm's been cut off half way No heat, no lights, no comput......Read the rest...

...Horrid man in Walmart Slobbering over a 16 year old girl Licking your teeth like a rabid dog about to make the kill Your teeth are nonexistent My panic is the opposite of your teeth......Read the rest...

...From across the dark veiled hills , A howl of anguish fills the soul with chills, We hear it coming amidst the shadows, And smell its malelovant purpose distinctly. Ever closer it creeps and snar......Read the rest...

...IT'S MONDAY Now it's Monday, not as good as Sunday Pet's all fed time to jump in my Hyundai It is hard to say if it is a race, or a drawl The thought of Monday, to many appalls I grab a c......Read the rest...

...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read the rest...

...A slobbering smile A loving stare A sofa, bed and floor Covered in hair A morning stroll A paw in the air Waiting for a tummy rub A bear with a tear Jumping in puddles Biting at the rain......Read the rest...

...What can we tell you? We are all here, green, and fruitful, even the wrecked and rabid all our budding devils and gods slobbering delightedly over words, pictures we put together with fingers ......Read the rest...

...What can we tell you? We are all here, green, and fruitful, even the wrecked and rabid all our budding devils and gods slobbering delightedly over words, pictures we put together with fingers ......Read the rest...