Long Slobbering Poems
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Starless
They called her Cookie at Animal Welfare, she had a white body with one black ear and a black spot on her upper butt. She had a friendly face and was
pretty girl. Could not...
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Categories:
slobbering, dog, heartbreak, pets,
Form:
Free verse
No One Counts the Bodies Jesus Walked Past
Kensington spreads its legs—
lets the city crawl in,
dripping Xylazine / fentanyl / tranq,
open sore veins
moaning dirty dirges.
False prophets—
all piss and panic—
bark half-lies
through decaying molars,
fingering apathy
for spare change.
You smell it
five blocks before you enter.
The stench tests...
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Categories:
slobbering, addiction, death, drug, mental illness, poverty, urban,
Form:
Didactic
Intermission Fool - Cafeteria Monitor
Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of their place...
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Categories:
slobbering, 10th grade, allegory, food, school,
Form:
Burlesque
I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks
I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks...,
(a poor excuse for legs),
and get me the latest
sophisticated prosthetics advancements,
whereat integration of cultured stem cells
into custom made appendages
allows, enables, and provides
unfortunate recipients of amputations
to experience sensations.
No more will...
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Categories:
slobbering, 11th grade, 12th grade, anger, april, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse
Rugby Scrum Dance For Divorced and Disabused Wedding Guests
Rugby SCRUM* DANCE for Divorced and Dis-abused Wedding Guests
(Packs made up of eight « players » (see note below) may be formed indifferently : either segregate the sexes or mix them up. No sweat !...
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Categories:
slobbering, dance,
Form:
Free verse
25
It’s Monday afternoon, the first day after Fall Break. Several of my suitemates are here, relaxing a bit before we hit the dining hall and then scatter, like debris from a bomb. There are a...
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Categories:
slobbering, friendship, humor, perspective, school,
Form:
Free verse
VOGON SOUPSTERS: Gangsters of Poetry!
Here, at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe,
Poetrysoup is on the menu!
And to save our sacred website, perhaps the world ...
We must entertain and enter vague conspicuous contests
With a true...
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Categories:
slobbering, rude, sometimes, wisdom,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Over the Edge, Four Flights Up
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I opened the rusted iron gateway
bound in chain and wire, to find a landing
caked in muddied footprints, scattered about like roaches
Magpie shadows course the rain soaked streets
and puddle patterns reflect temptation as light flickers
from second...
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Categories:
slobbering, fate, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
Alfa Male Not Too Fast
So we took Bonnie the Border Collie to the vet yesterday for a wellness check and to update his shots. While there we discussed Bonnies dominance issues over Crusher the female Doberman, especially when he...
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Categories:
slobbering, adventure, animal, crazy, dog, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form:
Narrative
Imagine
Imagine a world where only you and I exist
and only you and I matter.
No boundaries ,
no limits, no
consequences...Only you and I free.
Free to behave as we feel
free to express our undeniable love
for one...
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Categories:
slobbering, imagination, mystery, passion, me, world, love, me,
Form:
I do not know?
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe
My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium,
but the cost of friendship
with yours truly
(me – a foo fighting,
eagle eyed, beatle browed, beastie boy...
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Categories:
slobbering, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, bird,
Form:
Free verse
Entitlement
There was pity for one second for the victim in this case,
when 'Hilly', 'Bee' and me were walking to our drinking place.
We were slobbering in thought for what keeps us all afloat,
then 'Hilly's' eyes...
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Categories:
slobbering, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Lascivious Friends Amends
Lascivious Friends Amends
Coincidence, simultaneity, with a pinch of merriment
And convergence of moments, opened up this gate to hell
(I had to open the door…didn't I ?…)
It was at their convenience, not mine
Cursed by fate, unwanted...
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Categories:
slobbering, abuse, adventure, change, conflict, friendship, identity, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
Tropical Island Surprise
When I was seventeen, they say,
That I was quite a punk,
Living in Las Vegas,
With a lady who was drunk.
Working as a valet,
For a place of ill renown,
When I got a bigger break,
Working as a clown.
Underneath...
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Categories:
slobbering, 11th grade, beach, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Sassy Sobriquets Schooled Sissy Spindleshanks
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious skinny scruffy scribe
Scathing, scolding, screaming,
scorning, searing, sing,
sociopathic sarin soaked skewed
squirt, sputtering, squawking, sleepily
staggering, stabbing, swaggering
sweltering sadistic, sarcastic,
savage, systemically systematically
stigmatized, supersized saber sharp
schick shaving, shunned, sabotaged,
scarred, scorched, smote, sanguine,
stippled, speckled schizophrenic
sensibility,...
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Categories:
slobbering, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, baptism,
Form:
Free verse
A Cricket Maddening
twasn’t an absence of belief in
hexes or voodoo shit, black magic,
witches or warlocks,
which brought to mind the maddening
of the crickets, for
900 species of those sinister gryllidae
couldn’t be wrong &
they came anyway---
chirping their nocturnal nonsense...
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Categories:
slobbering, life,
Form:
Free verse
The Final Stand
And I witness
Your deplorable “glory”
Hunching over my tattered spine,
So we can have something in common
You walk with glorified shell-shock,
Another sentient tongue,
Straddling on the Eros of vindication
Your sandpaper hands
Reach for an assaulted tenderness
Embracing lambasted lyric
Another...
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Categories:
slobbering, abuse, bullying, life, people, slam,
Form:
Free verse
Whisper Man
A laugh
can be more terrifying
than a roar or a scream
in the wrong light,
In the long night,
Lunatic giggles
Idiot he-haws
Obscene chuckles
When the quiet hour, the full moon time,
Spreads its leathery wings
Jaw aching, teeth chattering,
Cruel...
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Categories:
slobbering, anxiety, bible, evil, fear,
Form:
Free verse
Thirtieth High School Reunion
We gathered for our thirtieth class reunion at Lydia's Smorgasbord.
I'd avoided such past events since in school I was largely ignored!
But my spouse proclaimed we would attend, thus ending that debate!
The dreaded encounter is expressed...
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Categories:
slobbering, funny, school, me, me,
Form:
Rhyme
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To Red Barn
A funny thing happened on the way to the Red Barn
I opened the door and out Kia flew out,
Jumping over a stair or two
Clearing the porch, there was dew on the grass
Kia sliding along...
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Categories:
slobbering, dog,
Form:
Free verse
Cain's Dilemma
Evil broiled him changing his thoughts, and he perceived not
The slow desiccation of his mind, how his brain infected rot
From the poison of pride! More and more putrid he became
Despising his brother for doing good,...
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Categories:
slobbering, faith
Form:
Verse
Eulogy
Recently I’ve been thinking about that 8 foot
plot of land outside of Heathers that my parents
buried my grandfather in. It’s amazing how many
tulips and roses can fit in an 8 foot plot of land.
At...
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Categories:
slobbering, death, heaven, love,
Form:
Free verse
Some
Some ride coffins
Black and slick
Completely round
The best of linen interior
For when your inbound
Four feet laid under the ground.
Some swim in tears
Blue tinted, salty, and clear
Drowning their cheers
Pain always living in it
Public with their lament
Swollen eyes...
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Categories:
slobbering, angst, life, people,
Form:
I do not know?
Doggone Cat
Doggone Cat
Domestication’s dormancy- be damned
I’d choose to go outside – not in this sand
I will pass on love and hugs for I am certain
destiny demands I climb the curtain
He lies there floppy eared –...
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Categories:
slobbering, cat, dog, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Scary Sandy and the Good Lil Believers
scary sandy & the good lil’ believers
there are idiots who get
excited when they hear that a
storm is approaching,
they smile & secretly wish for
the end---
in the past few days
when hurricane Sandy has been
ripping...
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Categories:
slobbering, life, smile,
Form:
Free verse