Short Slobbering Poems

Short Slobbering Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Slobbering by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Slobbering by length and keyword.


Premium Member My Dog Jake

I have a confession to make I've been kissing my dear dog Jake Not on the lips The slobbering I skip He and I are now lovers and that's great
Form: Limerick


Unsafe

Horrid man in Walmart
Slobbering over a 16 year old girl 
Licking your teeth like a rabid dog about to make the kill
Your teeth are nonexistent
My panic is the opposite of your teeth
© Su Ar  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Happy As Punch

Going back to see some old friends of mine Hope I don't start slobbering and spilling my wine Miss them a big bunch Will be happy as punch Hope I don't embarrass myself and say things asinine
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Happy As Punch

Going back to see some old friends of mine Hope I don't start slobbering and spilling my wine Miss them a big bunch Will be happy as punch Hope I don't embarrass myself and say things asinine
Form: Limerick

Cats and Dogs

Cats
                Feline, mischievous
            Meowing, purring, hissing
        Claws, companion, tails, friend
          Slobbering, barking, panting
                Obedient, aggressive
                          Dogs
Form: Diamante


Premium Member Painting In Oils

The flow of the brush slobbering colored pigment upon the gesso... Emerging from the hogs hair brush tip a minute color avenue.
Written 3-2-19 For: "Creativity In Visual Arts Poetry Contest" Sponsor: Line Gauthier
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Sans a Spade

A sizable portion of my life
I've passed, slobbering over
The antagonistic ashes
Of an untruth.

Years down the road,
By accident, I exposed;

Though this untruth,
Was deeply entombed in my psyche,
Via a mental backhoe,
Satan periodically excavates it
Sans a spade.
© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.

Rabid

my nature is rabid
canine slobbering snout
sniffing begging 
'come out come out
wherever you are'
so far so good
living like a beast
should, doing things
you never could.
everything that shines
i bury deep down
under the crease of time-
i know right where
to look.

Wave Wave Wave - Surrealism Nonsense Poetry

wave wave wave 
a mouth an ocean
tongue slobbering like a big slobbery dog
licking my face
wave wave wave
zave mave jave
licking my face an ocean wave
mouth of the boisterous dog
vave kave bave
wave wave wave
I drown near too near
but by the dog save
and to the shore gave
or the mouth my grave
wave wave wave

He Had No Balls

Still the bone remained....
Pulling on his chain; ever snarling
A tug of war with, her tree as meat loaf 
Became his dreams and gobble said the turkey
Unto her queen bee ? Blue bishops atop pogo sticks a fly
With one big eye siphoning the marrow from time's sparrow; slobbering
Their madman howls holy cow his orange cat meows wow, where has Alice gone.
Form:

Impromptu

so
when so
soon is due
the expected
the anticipated
day of day of days

truly
one and 
the same
birth and day
that the cast is on
the stage premiere of

birthday
certainly a
musical but not
at birth but just at
the first that the song
is sung as a blubbering one

glares
beyond
the cake
and candles
not even making a
wish with a bib slobbering smile
Form:

An American Bastard In London

Surfing her parks hanging out at the johns
Playbook play writes recipricated his southside
Invasion rock their dock in red rag love make-up wardrobe ?
We knew of a bit it was your solo show and she really likes her numbers
Makes the _itch feel somehow secure while their slobbering about someone's
Fornication playing songs as cutting lines desperation pegged in tears surfing this goodbye.
Form:

Siamese Twins Twined of Love

Looking at Hyde in disbelief, while he smiles then pulls my hair ?
Lying atop myself feeling his baby's breath, chuckling; trying to dream..
Kicking our little feet tiny toes twinkling nursing, love's, blue bottle a sudden 
Kiss upon the brow sparkling these joyful eyes reaching, to beauty's sky; rapturous
Stirring deep inside slobbering on my cheek crying, Daddyyyy, he poo poo on me; laughter.
Form:

Premium Member Oh, Mothballs

Oh, meaty mothballs!
    as opposed to mothy meatballs
  Alternatively - slobbering sloth-balls!
    instead of sloppy moth-calls

  Stupid refrigerator!
    as opposed to dumb incinerator
  Alternatively - dirty toenail taster!
    instead of wanton whiskey-waster

  It's the start of a brand-new year
    Let's raise glasses and expectations
  And while we're at it
    ~ improve imprecations!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Mermaids

Myriads of murmuring marine maidens
Musically musing, making mariners mad;
Floating or frolicking freely and feeding
Feverish fishermen’s fleshly fantasies.
Sensually swimming silvery seductresses
Stripping slobbering sailors of their senses.
Inveigling and inspiring them to inundate the waters
In instant insanity in pursuit of Neptune’s daughters.
To some this may come as a shocker:
Mermaids lured them into Davy Jones’ locker.
Form: Rhyme

Shattered Mirrors

Stumbling drunken stupor
Beating Hell into her
Snuffing out all possibility of Hope
Shattering Self-esteem so she couldn't cope
With a lit American Spirit
Slipping from slobbering loaded lips
While simultaneously screaming "I LOVE YOU!!!"
Scared into believing all the lies, subconsciously knowing the Truth
Stuck wondering how long must in wait for these memories to fade?
So that I can move on gracefully fearlessly facing another day
Form:

Running

Running down the long, curvy, hilly road
The monsters closing in behind 
My legs struggling to carry the load
I can't run far enough to escape my mind

The monsters slobbering, growling, running like dogs
Constantly chasing, always gaining ground
I lift my legs to escape the bog
Yet they catch me without a sound

I know I must fight these things,
Shadows attempt to overwhelm me
These are the beasts that bring down kings
So I'll make another attempt to flee
© Joe Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Form:

Running

Running down the long, curvy, hilly road
The monsters closing in behind 
My legs are struggling to carry the load
But it's difficult to outrun my mind. 

The monsters slobbering, growling, running like dogs
Constantly chasing, constantly gaining ground
I lift my feet to avoid the logs
But every time they catch me with a bound

I know I must face these hellish things-
The shadows that overwhelm me-
These monsters take down kings-
So I'll make a last attempt to flee.
© Joe Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Mimicking the Imbecile

A show supposed to be classic
But watchers' cheap applause did seek
The actors, no exception, sick:
Long the rude point in mind shall stick...

Why choose the slobbering walker
And mimic the labored talker:
On your clothes dripping saliva
As well taught by Trainer Silver 


Before a thousand eyes go limp
While a camera films: an imp;
Oh! I forgot: it's about cash
You have a chance to in banks stash;
Yet, in US this would be punished,
All of you by some guns finished!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member A Canopy of Light

“Words speak volumes”
even the few, or the one
when chosen wisely – 

let us not confound
quality with quantity – 

like an honest kiss

on a barren cheek

at the right time
trumps a deluge of
well rehearsed slobbering – 

greening trees

blossoming meadows

we share with all 
Nature bold and
brilliant, scented
fondness, 

breathe in and out
exhaling blessed
necessity – 

taking selflessly
from one another
enfolded, raptured
within a canopy 
of Divine Light –

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