Slapper Poems - Poems about Slapper

...I had to come round, word on the street tells me you were caught in bed with big Brenda. Well, let me just put that rumour to bed right now. I wasn’t in bed with her, she was showing me somethi......Read the rest...

...Real Not Fiction A hole is a hole said the Mule As he stuck his stump up a slapper This saying was mirrored by another Who told a story of his friends And what recently happened One long term......Read the rest...

...My uncle is married to Brandie - A nympho who’s frequently randy If she’s in the mood He’s no chance of food ... Their dining table comes in handy! My uncle he dresses so dapper W......Read the rest...

...Laughter's healthy, contagious, and brightens your day. It's pun that's a groaner or joke that's risque. It's a belly laugh, horse laugh, or laugh like a loon At a comic strip. slapstick or clo......Read the rest...

...What if the strange woman walks in here and slaps me? I am sitting in the beauty shop, being crazy. We have never met. She is walking in now, directly in front of me. Less than eight feet away. ......Read the rest...

...URBANE DISDAIN Rapier wit, persiflage and banter In repartee, an eloquent out-flanker Faced with insult, virulence and rancour His response could not be ‘insoucianter’ When attacked or criti......Read the rest...

...Me slob clob be a dirty grey me school an open alleyway no sissy pens; we wield 'em guns me canna count but me's no dunce Clompers bare; me sneakers hocked jiggle barefoot roll and rock br......Read the rest...

...I stumbled drunkenly through Stroud Passed the kebab van on the hill, When all at once I saw a crowd Of ladettes – taunting the old bill; Just for a lark, just for a wheeze, Flirting and dancing, dre......Read the rest...

...Why can't some women stay on their feet? Getting laid, down, soiled marks upon clean sheet Wide open legs, what a filthy dirty cheat! Do you brush your teeth after each new cock lick? Or wipe yoursel......Read the rest...