Christmas Slam Poems

I will still be here waiting

Long after time is called

And every opportunity has been spurned

Because at this moment

I am so endlessly tired

Find myself craving sleep

And...

Read More

Once turning 18 on my birthday i booked and took my driving test
and thankfully i passed 1st time

Because failing comes at a cost
of another test...

Read More

Will to survive

A tale of survivors guilt
or heroism do not with i begin

But rather with the opposite
of willing not to live

My nieces boyfriends brother
hung himself...

Read More

Nothing and nothing but

As many possible differing versions
of excuses

And lies that both my mind and tounge
and lips can come across

Will i unashamedly not be prepared...

Read More

The summer sun has lost
its gloss and warmth

And falling leaves are forming
baron tree's

Whilst snow crystals blanket 
them in white

And the laundry on the washing
line now...

Read More

Job done,
All swen up
Shopping over

Bought all of this year's
Christmas presents 

In 1 fowl swoop off Amazon

Everyone this year gets a
Covid-19 test kit

Finally the perfect gift...

Read More

He who is without Sin

Is either just out of practice

Or

Being good for Christmas

Or

Probably more especially 

A Stone Casting Liar

Who welcomes you with open arms
and the...

Read More

My life is not a greeting card

Come Christmas to be read 

My life is not an anecdote

For your amusement to laugh at

Mine is not the...

Read More

Name your next ten children Trump
May all your twins be Donald's
I wish you a Merry Christmas too
With Happy Birthday visions of him
With surfer dude hair...

Read More

I've tried to tell you you’ve got bad halitosis
When you open your mouth folk can’t fail to notice!

The stench of your putrid dog breath I...

Read More

Facebook addiction… I just don’t understand it 
what a load of utter twaddle!

I don’t give a  turgid toss about what you are doing 
and...

Read More

Clap trap
Shelve it
Read it with a Helmet 
End it
Send it with a warning 
Beyond boring 
Worthy of only ignoring 
Painful outpouring of nothing 
Nothing here...

Read More

Slam the Door

Slam shut the door,
The weather is freezing!
Under his bed covers Tony is sneezing,
Vulnerable to the cold winds.
Warm your hands by the fire,
Xanthophiles are...

Read More

-------------------------------------------------------------
Santa’s Seeing Red

Late one evening up at the pole
Santa was watching TV
He shook his head as he started for bed
After seeing how people could be
All...

Read More

Lets climb up that old tree, 
make the clouds disappear. 
Let’s climb up that old, lemon colored tree, 
make the rain clouds disappear.

Rough wood, and...

Read More