Skunked Poems - Poems about Skunked

... A truckful of drunks half-skunked boozers gun racks in the back unlucky losers pulled up to the pumps for a gallon or two only high octane tanked would do then one had a bad itch h......

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...My grandma once de-skunked a skunk for reasons I still have not thunk she knew what to do without a pee yew and never the stale air did stunk......

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...Fact is. We're stranded here. With an ever ungrateful-Godless population. Resources are far beyond strained. The selfish leadership perched upon nuclear oriented brains... We're in a race to see ......

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...Scan the river and pick a spot Choose your lure and tie a knot May catch them all, may get none To not get skunked, just catch one Throw it out, and reel it in Then over and over and over ag......

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...I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks" I over heard a reindeer Say to herself- "I do swear" It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks ......

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...-------- Two Skunks' that play And spray to geather Also, pray together ---- One will flip a coin What do you think Will they stay together' Or will the whole thing Just stink... ---- We w......

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...One of my grandsons, name of Benjamin He likes eating toast made with cinnamon But uses his wits To not eat his grits Then excuses himself like a gentleman Charlie thrives on competiti......

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...It's been so long ago since we both shared and parted company. I can't even recall if you had a name. If only you knew just how much you had meant to me. Maybe you did. Maybe you felt the same. I rem......

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...0300 they want out 0307 they want in I open the door they rush in with a whelp sprayed by a skunk I scream for help we chase we threaten we shut the house house down we get these dogs in......

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