Skunked Poems - Poems about Skunked

...My grandma once de-skunked a skunk for reasons I still have not thunk she knew what to do without a pee yew and never the stale air did stunk......Read the rest...

...Fact is. We're stranded here. With an ever ungrateful-Godless population. Resources are far beyond strained. The selfish leadership perched upon nuclear oriented brains... We're in a race to see ......Read the rest...

...Scan the river and pick a spot Choose your lure and tie a knot May catch them all, may get none To not get skunked, just catch one Throw it out, and reel it in Then over and over and over ag......Read the rest...

...I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks" I over heard a reindeer Say to herself- "I do swear" It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks ......Read the rest...

...-------- Two Skunks' that play And spray to geather Also, pray together ---- One will flip a coin What do you think Will they stay together' Or will the whole thing Just stink... ---- We w......Read the rest...

...One of my grandsons, name of Benjamin He likes eating toast made with cinnamon But uses his wits To not eat his grits Then excuses himself like a gentleman Charlie thrives on competiti......Read the rest...

...It's been so long ago since we both shared and parted company. I can't even recall if you had a name. If only you knew just how much you had meant to me. Maybe you did. Maybe you felt the same. I rem......Read the rest...

...0300 they want out 0307 they want in I open the door they rush in with a whelp sprayed by a skunk I scream for help we chase we threaten we shut the house house down we get these dogs in......Read the rest...