Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II
...I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under her sweater,
and then on to the ultimate prize.
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Categories:
sinbad, funny, giggle, howl, humor,
Form: Limerick
Male Footle Slang Names: Part 7
...Give This Guy a Chance
Throw in
Rowen
The Hypochondriac
Dyin’
Eyan
So Generous is He
Giver
River
The Sneaky One
Wily
Riley
The Parachutist
Glider
Ryder
Legal in Ha...
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Categories:
sinbad, humorous,
Form: Footle
Dad Should Have Asked First
...I am not old enough to write my memoirs my great-great-uncle said.
He is afraid after he writes them, he might be a bit closer to dead.
He refused to even think about it, the idea made him grouchy ...
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Categories:
sinbad, giving,
Form: Rhyme
In My Dreams
...In my own quiet bedroom,
In my own comfy bed,
Every night I escape from reality.
I give wings to my fancy
When the pillow hits my head,
And my dreams are like a movie that's starring me.
I'm ...
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Categories:
sinbad, dream, fantasy, humor, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
Literal Sense
...LITERAL SENSE :
This is ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES....
VERSE 1:
This ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES....
Concrete counterintuitive ratioed for looser and Leader;
Interim arguments to know who's worst and b...
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Categories:
sinbad, inspiration, wisdom,
Form: Lyric
Feather In the Sky
...Yesterday as the sun was rising on our walk…what should catch our eye….but one humongous…elongated white feather…stretching across the sky.
Our weatherman is quick to inform us…that it’s a cirrus ...
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Categories:
sinbad, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme
The Blue Universe
...Bear feet; into the sand; trampling the sea shells
Some are crashing, jingling and tinkling as the silver bells
"Thou, why here?" I asked from a shell and peeped into the singing waves
It told, "W...
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Categories:
sinbad, beautiful, beauty, ocean, pain,
Form: Rhyme
Stop Killing My Country
...Stop Killing My Country
Accused of political banter,
to speak the words, God Bless,
and America in the same sentence.
Bespeaking the fear,
of being proud,
just to be born in a land free ...
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Categories:
sinbad, allah, america, anti bullying,
Form: Narrative
End of Year Humour
...MR GREEDY
Mr Greedy could not eat any more
His bulging stomach was swollen and sore
Needed hospital care
But he couldn't get there
Cos he got wedged in the frame of the door...
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Categories:
sinbad, humor,
Form: Limerick
Two Gushes of Passion
...1
I'm Sinbad
I'll come to take you on my raft
To the land of magic and diamonds,
my land, where you'll reign
as the sole queen
I'll pay you my homage and attribute
And stand by thee
To f...
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Categories:
sinbad, april,
Form: Free verse
Growing Into Love
...It's lifetime calling, that's for sure,
'True friendship' that can life endure,
For each man grows, the woman too,
With ever-changing points of view,
And if both change what's there to last?
It...
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Categories:
sinbad, life, love,
Form: Rhyme
The World's Favourite Number Seven
...spiritual and cultural numerical figure
thought to be as of the heaven
constellation of seven sisters
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Categories:
sinbad, introspection,
Form: Verse
Open Sesame
...Aladdin and his magic lamp,Ali Baba and his thieves.
Sinbad and his sailors ship , a thousand tales like these.
I wish I had a djinni, who could open up these doors,
that men with dead eyes sceam...
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Categories:
sinbad, freedom,
Form: Free verse
When the Boat Comes In 2
...Sinbad and Columbus nautical
Miles from home
Their flotilla of frigates
Sea sailed flags, flown
Compulsorily becalmed
Roped to steadfast bollards
Wharf bound
Red, green marine, sea blue scene
Mar...
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Categories:
sinbad, world,
Form: Verse
Cuddle Babies Replay Memory
...I remember the day Trixie died,
Sinbad staring out upon her grave.
No crying, just day after day, homage.
I couldn’t stand seeing the pain,
Nothing I did, petting, holding,
Could bring him away from...
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Categories:
sinbad, cat, dad, death, father,
Form: Free verse
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