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Woman Silly Poems

These Woman Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Woman. These are the best examples of Silly Woman poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Guiltless Cheater
Guiltless cheater
restrain your pleasures,
give some and be selfless;
don't walk on water
to show confidence
and hide your pretense!

What was yours
will be taken away,
from you eventually;
you live for...

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Categories: silly, betrayal, fear, feelings, giving,



Premium Member A Masquerade Our Doreen
True person .This was written for a friend about a lost friend. 
Last night I was provided with a list of everything that was 
to...

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Categories: friend, funny, humor, silly,

Premium Member Alice from Dallas
There was a shyster from Dallas
whose lies were full of malice.
	He groped the wrong girl
	whose anger unfurled. 
So now, they call him Alice....

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Categories: silly, anger, evil, fun, giggle,

Premium Member Big and Wide
There was a young woman named Gale.
Everyone called her a narwhale.
	She was big and wide,
	and brimming with pride
for her bosom was exceedingly swell.
...

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Categories: silly, cute, fun, giggle, humorous,

If You're Ever in Crewe
There was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...

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Categories: silly, cute, fun, giggle, humorous,



Premium Member When my cat is high, I’m jealous
(Written for a contest “Write a poem based on a poem.’
Inspired by: “My Cat Is High, and So Am I” by Thomas W. Case)

Honey, I...

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Categories: beautiful, cat, moon, silly,

Hated T and Silly D
Hated T. and silly D

I will lose many friends when declaring I root for Trump a train load of muck is sprayed his way; a...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly, america, blessing, break up,

Duniya
Sain Dunya mein kaisay kaisay ghatya log hain,
Kuch log to apni orat ka bhi bund maartay hain.
Note.Bhai me haqeqat bayan karta hun serious....

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Categories: silly, abuse, character, child abuse,

Premium Member Compartmentalization
COMPARTMENTALIZATION 

Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses, 
so messes … not get in!

Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, old, silly,

Premium Member Sly Swimmer
there once was a sly swimmer bloke
whose manners were sure to provoke
	his form was unique
	a brand new technique
he mastered the women’s breaststroke...

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Categories: cute, men, silly, success,

Premium Member Mangia Mangia
there once was a woman named Mimi
she never would wear a bikini
	when she was asked why
	she didn’t blink an eye
said, “I’ve eaten too much linguine!”...

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Categories: silly, feelings, food, funny, image,

How To Take Care of a Woman
Give her teeth.  Women like teeth

Women like attention.  Give her babies

Marry her but only once

Drive her to the cliff but never over it

Hold her hand...

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Categories: silly, appreciation, care, devotion, education,

Miss Mahleej Sarkari Mms
Teray Mamon say doodh nikaal kar,
Sarkari Doodh ka dahi jama kar,
Private Dahi me madhani fair kar,
Rirak rirak kar makhan nikaloun,
Pfir makhan kay mazay Loun.....
Note.Wuba Luba...

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Categories: daffodils, gender, nonsense, silly,

Satire
Sain garebon ka basti
Atta mhnga phdi sasti.....

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Categories: abuse, satire, silly, sin,

Funny You Say Feminism
Cultured, refined, and polished gentlemen?
A thing 
of the past.

Vulgar, brash, and shameless hooligans?
Welcome
to the modern cool.

Elegant, demure, and graceful women?
Controlled, 
imprisoned, and confined.

Immodest, wanton, and...

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© Abu Lihyah  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: beauty, family, silly, society,


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