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Pain Silly Poems

These Pain Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Pain. These are the best examples of Silly Pain poems written by international poets.


The Vasectominator
The vasectominator. 

His name is the vasectominator, and he’s as dangerous as an alligator. 

Daytime he’ll perform your vasectomy, and night-time he’s you’re worst enemy....

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Categories: character, dark, fate, silly,



Premium Member Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy Parrot
I.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.

II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree 
In which...

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Categories: silly, bird, cute, funny love,

Premium Member The Chair
I sat in the chair.
  I didn't want to be there.
  They asked if I wanted anything,
  I asked if there would...

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© Kim Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 12th grade, fear, silly,

Sailman
SaiLMan Shah shadi kab karwao gay,
Apni new dulhan kab chudwao gay??
Note.Oye Bay gairta dramay baza.....

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Categories: silly, abuse, addiction, drink, drug,

Steve Seagull
High atop our chimney breast,
Lives Steve Seagull upon his nest.
He’s a highly trained, bombing master,
Atop my rooftop, his name spells disaster.

If you’re like me, and...

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Categories: silly, animal, bird, conflict, flying,



Scraps; Volume 2
The Vote
The lights are out, the night is still,
The window’s ajar, there’s a sudden chill.
Goosepimples multiply all over my skin,
I know what I’ve done is...

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Categories: humor, nonsense, silly,

Brick Boo Boos
Under my breath I cuss and mutter
As I step on lego clutter
They sneakily stick inside my feet
All the pain I can't delete
They're like ninjas in...

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Categories: humor, night, silly,

Bombs Fall In Love
Above the clouds above the noise
Baby bombs are born from planes
Contractions come in waves of pain
Opinions form about the world
About the wars unfolding incognito

Looking up...

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Categories: silly, abuse, betrayal, birth, identity,

Tunde Canada
The story of his pomposity
The gaiety of a been-to 
Embroidered in revenge.

Tunde Canada! 
Timid and denied by folks and friends
In his prime when the springboard,...

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Categories: silly, discrimination, metaphor, pride, rude,

Premium Member The Fiddler and the Frog
The fiddler and the frog went to play before the king
But though the fiddler played, the frog refused to sing.
Nothing could entice it, not rewards...

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Categories: silly,

Premium Member Snow
the fun snow was cold 
snow family we did build 
hot chocolate time 

 

Date Written:12/29/2022 

5 Place

Ice, Snow or Frost Haiku Contest 
Sponsored by: Tania...

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Categories: silly, cute, fun, humor, kid,

Premium Member A December Memento
The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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Categories: silly, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,

We Threw Zerocovid All Away
We once held it in our hands
We said we will never let it back in
But we were stupid
We treated covid like fools
We threw zerocovid all...

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Categories: silly, community, health, pain, science,

Premium Member I Am All Ears
Well, aren’t you a sight for sore EYES 
Off the top of my HEAD its been nearly two years

Yes ,I have been keeping busy
A FINGER...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: body, fun, silly,

Murder and a Heist - Homophone Rhyme
HOMOPHONE RHYME STYLE TRIAL 2

I saw a murder with my one good eye
A loud one too. What was the cause?
Commotion in the tree, thought I
Judging...

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Categories: silly, bird, humor,


Book: Shattered Sighs