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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required The vasectominator. His name is the vasectominator, and he’s as dangerous as an alligator. Daytime he’ll perform your vasectomy, and night-time he’s you’re worst enemy. He’s a doctor that is worse than Shipman, one that’s as deadly as a hitman. He’s a serial killer masquerading in disguise, and murder is his goal, it’s his prize. pain is his pleasure and one to him that’s a game, he vows to kill, to seek notoriety and fame. His victims are his patients –they're his easy prey, he’ll sterilise them then attack them as in their beds they lay. He’ll get their address and details from the surgery files, then on the night will break into your house wearing a disguise. So, if you are thinking of getting a vasectomy – beware the vasectominator, he’ll target you with glee.
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